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I'll write some fiction about shitlording some "Bucket Boys" methinks.
 
One of my personal "coontacts" from when I lived in a majority black neighborhood as a white guy.

I woke up one morning and my car was damaged!

There was a handwritten note on my windshield behind one of the windshield wiper blades. It had the license plate number of the pickup truck that had hit my car, and was from one of my black neighbors.

Oh, another. I woke up one morning, and there was, again, a note on my windshield. It told me that I should move my car to the other side of the street, because it was the monthly street cleaning where they sent a street sweeper up the street and fine you if you had parked there.

I feel so totally victimized by these savage Negros.
 
AnOminous said:
One of my personal "coontacts" from when I lived in a majority black neighborhood as a white guy.

I woke up one morning and my car was damaged!

There was a handwritten note on my windshield behind one of the windshield wiper blades. It had the license plate number of the pickup truck that had hit my car, and was from one of my black neighbors.

Oh, another. I woke up one morning, and there was, again, a note on my windshield. It told me that I should move my car to the other side of the street, because it was the monthly street cleaning where they sent a street sweeper up the street and fine you if you had parked there.

I feel so totally victimized by these savage Negros.
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You think that's bad? One time I was walking up to a convenience store when some black guy who was smoking a cigarette told me they were closed. Who do these blacks think they are saving me the trouble of tugging on a locked door handle like a darned fool?
 
today a black man bought a ticket to the show i work lights on. when i was walking down the stairs from the lightbooth at the end, i overheard him telling the director he was going to tell all his friends how enjoyable the show was, and to come see it.

fucking disgusting
 
A black woman I used to work with once gave me a coupon for Sally's Beauty Supplies when I needed a new curling iron. Stupid bitch.
 
WeaponsGradeAutism said:
Another Niggermania Tall Tale, with an exception...

shoves a mexican guy
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For some reason the part that made me actually laugh was that part. It's like he really wanted to go onto a tangent about Mexicans but he restrained himself. You know, for the sake of telling a good story.

Jewelsmakerguy said:
I'm more amazed they don't want their users to "imply illegal violence and criminal acts", given they're the internet equivalent of the KKK.

Also, where's the fun in just limiting it to Niggers? Why are Mudsharks excluded?
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Wouldn't the internet KKK be more like stormfront or something?

Semi-relatedly maybe I'm just a three year old but I found it kinda funny that the guy who started stormfront is named "don black".
 
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Nigger Rules Of Dining Out

1. When going to a cafe or restaurant, make sure to choose one with a white staff (you bes gettin de bes service dere) and you can harass yt without fear of retribution.

2. Pick a table or booth as close to or in the middle of an all white crowd to maximize the effect of your niggershines. Don't waste time now! Let your niglets go visit all de wite folks while you drool on the menu.

3. should you choose the buffet, Go ahead and cut in line at the very front, This can be tricky, Yt does not like this but most will tolerate it because they were taught manners when children,However you may come in contact with a NIGGERMAINIAC who will not tolerate you and let you know. In this situation you must either apologise and move to another yt in line or have a chimpout, The choice' Of course, Is yours.

4. Once you have you trough full with at least 10lbs of food, Its time to smack dem lips! Let the staff and customers know how much you bes likin dat food by burpin, fartin and droppin food on de flo! Don't forget to chew with your mouth open and talkin.

5. If there's any food left over, Let the niglets engage in a wholesome food fight (the staff and customers will will all have a hearty laugh!!) And for extra fun if your youngest shitlet craps in its t-shirt diaper, Change it right there at the table!

6. Should you go to the restroom be sure to put all the toilet paper you can find in your niggerbag. Make sure to check all the stalls! Remember that some places still have bottled hand soap..Get it before another nigger does! And don't forget to leave a little surprise behind on the toilet seat!

7. When presented the bill, Start whining about how bad the service was or complain about the food and don't let up (you might get your meal free!) In either case be sure to take the leftovers home to feed your nigger buck.

8. If there are any condiments on your table i.e ketchup, mustard, steak sauce, These are there for you to take home! And get the salt, pepper and little bags of sugar too!

9. Never tip unless your server is a fellow boon, Then leave a $1 food stamp and 2 pennies.

10. Upon leaving steal a menu and grab a handfull of mints at the register when the cashier isn't looking, grab anything thats there. Besides dey bes owin you fuh comin to dey restorat an habbin to puts up wid all dem wite peples dat keep starin ebery time de chillin be habin dey fun.

Above coontents guranteed niggerthentic
by Niggeraser


http://www.niggermania.com/raptorman/diningrules.htm


 
CanofSoda said:
Nigger Rules Of Dining Out

1. When going to a cafe or restaurant, make sure to choose one with a white staff (you bes gettin de bes service dere) and you can harass yt without fear of retribution.

2. Pick a table or booth as close to or in the middle of an all white crowd to maximize the effect of your niggershines. Don't waste time now! Let your niglets go visit all de wite folks while you drool on the menu.

3. should you choose the buffet, Go ahead and cut in line at the very front, This can be tricky, Yt does not like this but most will tolerate it because they were taught manners when children,However you may come in contact with a NIGGERMAINIAC who will not tolerate you and let you know. In this situation you must either apologise and move to another yt in line or have a chimpout, The choice' Of course, Is yours.

4. Once you have you trough full with at least 10lbs of food, Its time to smack dem lips! Let the staff and customers know how much you bes likin dat food by burpin, fartin and droppin food on de flo! Don't forget to chew with your mouth open and talkin.

5. If there's any food left over, Let the niglets engage in a wholesome food fight (the staff and customers will will all have a hearty laugh!!) And for extra fun if your youngest shitlet craps in its t-shirt diaper, Change it right there at the table!

6. Should you go to the restroom be sure to put all the toilet paper you can find in your niggerbag. Make sure to check all the stalls! Remember that some places still have bottled hand soap..Get it before another nigger does! And don't forget to leave a little surprise behind on the toilet seat!

7. When presented the bill, Start whining about how bad the service was or complain about the food and don't let up (you might get your meal free!) In either case be sure to take the leftovers home to feed your nigger buck.

8. If there are any condiments on your table i.e ketchup, mustard, steak sauce, These are there for you to take home! And get the salt, pepper and little bags of sugar too!

9. Never tip unless your server is a fellow boon, Then leave a $1 food stamp and 2 pennies.

10. Upon leaving steal a menu and grab a handfull of mints at the register when the cashier isn't looking, grab anything thats there. Besides dey bes owin you fuh comin to dey restorat an habbin to puts up wid all dem wite peples dat keep starin ebery time de chillin be habin dey fun.

Above coontents guranteed niggerthentic
by Niggeraser

http://www.niggermania.com/raptorman/diningrules.htm
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Whenever I see anyone behave that way at a restaurant it's usually trailer trash. Especially at buffets.
 
CanofSoda said:
Nigger Rules Of Dining Out

1. When going to a cafe or restaurant, make sure to choose one with a white staff (you bes gettin de bes service dere) and you can harass yt without fear of retribution.

2. Pick a table or booth as close to or in the middle of an all white crowd to maximize the effect of your niggershines. Don't waste time now! Let your niglets go visit all de wite folks while you drool on the menu.

3. should you choose the buffet, Go ahead and cut in line at the very front, This can be tricky, Yt does not like this but most will tolerate it because they were taught manners when children,However you may come in contact with a NIGGERMAINIAC who will not tolerate you and let you know. In this situation you must either apologise and move to another yt in line or have a chimpout, The choice' Of course, Is yours.

4. Once you have you trough full with at least 10lbs of food, Its time to smack dem lips! Let the staff and customers know how much you bes likin dat food by burpin, fartin and droppin food on de flo! Don't forget to chew with your mouth open and talkin.

5. If there's any food left over, Let the niglets engage in a wholesome food fight (the staff and customers will will all have a hearty laugh!!) And for extra fun if your youngest shitlet craps in its t-shirt diaper, Change it right there at the table!

6. Should you go to the restroom be sure to put all the toilet paper you can find in your niggerbag. Make sure to check all the stalls! Remember that some places still have bottled hand soap..Get it before another nigger does! And don't forget to leave a little surprise behind on the toilet seat!

7. When presented the bill, Start whining about how bad the service was or complain about the food and don't let up (you might get your meal free!) In either case be sure to take the leftovers home to feed your nigger buck.

8. If there are any condiments on your table i.e ketchup, mustard, steak sauce, These are there for you to take home! And get the salt, pepper and little bags of sugar too!

9. Never tip unless your server is a fellow boon, Then leave a $1 food stamp and 2 pennies.

10. Upon leaving steal a menu and grab a handfull of mints at the register when the cashier isn't looking, grab anything thats there. Besides dey bes owin you fuh comin to dey restorat an habbin to puts up wid all dem wite peples dat keep starin ebery time de chillin be habin dey fun.

Above coontents guranteed niggerthentic
by Niggeraser

http://www.niggermania.com/raptorman/diningrules.htm
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If you're going to a buffet, expect most upright walking homininds to be trashy. The fucking stomach staple people stay too long and eat more than humanly possible!
 
Lurkette said:
today a black man bought a ticket to the show i work lights on. when i was walking down the stairs from the lightbooth at the end, i overheard him telling the director he was going to tell all his friends how enjoyable the show was, and to come see it.

fucking disgusting
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update: the entire weekend this week is sold out, and so far our 50/50 raffles have consistently totaled almost $200. its because of fucking subhumans like him that good american businesses are in this kind of state, i tell ya. overrun by negroes who want to give us their filthy money made out of cotton.

Morose_Obesity said:
If you're going to a buffet, expect most upright walking homininds to be trashy. The fucking stomach staple people stay too long and eat more than humanly possible!
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for mothers day we went to a chinese buffet thats cheap but still pretty good, and there was some fat white lady standing by the mussels, plate in hand, just eating them. for several minutes.
 
When I was headed to my sister's for a "fun time", some black guy went up to me and said, "Hey man! You dropped your wallet". I was furious because that black guy must've pickpocketed me or somethin'. So I took my wallet back and speedwalked my way out of there.
Literally shaking right now. Help me David Duke!
 
So what is the point of constantly obsessing over race? It's probably some form of autism, since there are far better actions to improve your life than just sitting there on your computer posting 100 images of dead blacks on a forum.

Don't these people have a job or something?
 
ZeCommissar said:
So what is the point of constantly obsessing over race? It's probably some form of autism, since there are far better actions to improve your life than just sitting there on your computer posting 100 images of dead blacks on a forum.

Don't these people have a job or something?
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The point is it helps someone feel superior without having to have actually accomplished anything themselves personally.

So really it's like a dumber version of the kiwifarms.
 
Mrs Paul said:
Something Awful (back when they didn't suck) did a piece on that site and one on Niggermania.
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This post from the Chimpout article stood out to me:

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HAHA, fuck starving children who are so desperate they'll eat anything! They're so stupid!
 
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