Niggermania - The Racist Site too Scared to Call itself Racist

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Cake Farts said:
Christ I'm really beginning to side with @Pointless Pedant on giving this thread the diseased tag.

Null wasn't wrong about this site becoming niggermania though, damn
Some of y'all are digging way deeper into racial stuff than what is needed.
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The fact this site is largely devoted to mocking Tumblr and social justice warriors means that some real loonies inevitably turn up. It's the same as what happened to /r/TumblrInAction on Reddit, but even more so.
 
WeaponsGradeAutism said:
Hey y'all, this here's my first post on Niggermania, about a real life coontact I had a week or so back.
Working as a cashier at a convenience store. It's the lunch shift, and the place is busy. Here the sound of a squealing engine in the parking lot as a shitty Groidsmobile pulls up. I shit you not, it was a rusty as fuck stationwagon with a set of those trashy spinning rims that niggers instinctively like. It's blaring booga-booga bongo music and is swarming with a whole pack of niglits.
Right through the front door come a fucking sheboon. DEFCOON 1, decked out in shitty Goodwill crap, towing a bunch of ill-behaved niglits behind her. About the size of a garbage truck, and smelled like one.
Niglits begin running around the store, throwing shit around and acting like full grown niggers. A few of them spot a little white girl and promptly start catcalling. "hey u whit ho, u wan muhdik? cum suk it beech" Keep in mind that they're all around 8 or so, because the Sheboon probably shat out one a year. White girl starts crying as the baboons run around screeching. Mammy coon does nothing but waddle up, grab a big box of donuts, a bag of Doritos, a 6-pack of beer, and a bunch of watermelon flavored candy. She yells out at her little niggers and tells them "mammy gunna whup yo ass gud if u dont get yyur asses up her rite now". Niglits run up hooting and hollaring the lyrics to some nigger rap song. Sheboon marches to the front of the line, shoves a mexican guy out of the way, and starts hooting about how she wants to be checked out. Mexican guy starts yelling. "Hey, you fat bitch, wait in line like everyone else".
Nigger gets mad. "shut da fuq up ya dam cracka. aint u ever heres of afferitave aktioon? we black folk gets to go first cauz of whity oppressin us ah sheet".
She turns here monkey face to me, and I get a foul whiff of her necrotic breath. It smelled like rotting chicken. Sheboon hadn't brushed her teeth in years. She dumps her junk food on the counter, leans in so I can see the decomposing bits of chicken caught in her teeth, and says "i gots me a coupon fur dis".
She slams down a scrap of paper on the counter with her meaty ape paws. I take a glance at it and notice three things.
1) It expired in 2011.
2) It's a coupon for 75% off a brand of canned beans.
3) It's not even a coupon for our store.
"I can't accept this" I say, struggling to contain the tide of vomit creeping up my esophagus at being in the presence of a Class 1 Negroid.
Her monkey face falls into a look of bewilderment. "why kant u accept dis sheeet? I gots to feed mah kids baaybe" she says, and frantically motions between the pack of niggers and her pile of junk food.
"Ma'am (I cringe internally at having to refer to her in such a manner, but I don't want a nigger riot in my store), This coupon is only good for select products at another chain of stores. Further more, it expired in 2011."
The negress's face goes from bewilderment to rage. "oh, i gets it, it's caus i black ahn u a racist. dats right, ud accept dis coopon if i was a cracka, but caus im black u tryna cheat me. stoopid cracka, mesa smarter dan dat. mesa aint no fool. u gonna accept da coopon u wacist."
At this point, a rather large line has formed, and people are getting annoyed of the sheboon making a scene.
"You need to pay full price for those items" I say. "That coupon is not valid here".
"Fuk u craka i ain payen sheet" she spits at me in her coonspeak. "u fuckin whites always tryna scam us. wes da ones who first discovered america, but dat cracka columbus stole dat! ahn now u tryna steal mah money so i kants feed mah keeds!"
"There's a line behind you, so will you either pay, or leave the store".
"SHUT DA FUK UP HONKY, I AIN'T DONE TALKIN" she screeched, flailing her ham-like arms in the air and leaning over the counter. Full. Blown. Chimpout. At this even her little pack of niglits is still, staring at the raging Harambe lookalike in front of the. The line is about 10 people, who are now backing away from the enraged baboon.
" U CRACKAS IZ ALWAYS TAKIN FROM US! ALWAYS TRYNA CHEAT US OUTTA OUR STUFF! WEZ DA ONES WHO BUILD DIS COUNTRY! ALL DIZ SHEET, DIS STORE, ALL DIS FOOD, WAZ BUILD BY BLACK HANDS!"
At this point, I finally snap. I've had enough, the customers have had enough, fuck it I don't care if I get fired due to "racial insensitivity" I just want this shrieking baboon out of my store.
"The only thing you people have built is mud huts and ghettos. Now, either pay for your fucking food, or get the hell out of this store and stop making a goddamn scene!" I yell, giving in to the hatred built up in my breast. The negress stops her rant, looking at me with her stunned, stupid cow eyes. Her little niglits just stare, awed that anyone would dare to talk back to the raging gorilla.
The other customers look to me, than the sheboon, then back to me.
Mexican guy begins to clap. The others join in.
Sheboon goes absolutely apeshit that a 'cracka' would dare not give in to her bullshit, grabs the junkfood, and charges into a display, scattering bags of chips everywhere. Hooting and howling like a drunk chimpanzee, she starts flinging herself into shelves, magazine racks, and stands. She charges out of the door and waddles back to her car, her pack of niglits scampering after her.
Fortunately, our cashier counter has a silent alarm,and is close to the police station, so I am treated to the very delightful view of the local Nigger Disposal Squad hauling the rouge sheboon into the back of a cruiser.
Haven't heard anything from management, so it looks like any bullshit 'racism' charges are gonna slide.
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Either this is a troll or yet another made up "Tol' that dumb nigger oft" mixed with "everyone stood and applauded" scenario these exceptional individuals probably have wet dreams about. The 'people' described in this story convinces me that this idiot most likely never met an African-American in person.
 
fbi nigger said:
Either this is a troll or yet another made up "Tol' that dumb nigger oft" mixed with "everyone stood and applauded" scenario these exceptional individuals probably have wet dreams about. The 'people' described in this story convinces me that this idiot most likely never met an African-American in person.
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Pretty much, and even the autists at Niggermania called them out on it.
 
Thing is, if you were more subtle, these cretins would be pretty easy to troll. If even half of those stories were true, I'd eat something made in Chris's kitchen.

C'mon, these dumbasses think people seriously smoke jenkem. (Although IIRC, didn't Sick Nick try it?)
 
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I have read the word nigger so many times in this thread alone that it doesn't have any impact anymore.

Congrats Niggermania. You've somehow made "nigger" lose all its punch.
 
AngeloTheWizard said:
I have read the word nigger so many times in this thread alone that it doesn't have any impact anymore.

Congrats Niggermania. You've somehow made "nigger" lose all its punch.
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What do you think the people at Niggermania's favorite Beatles song is?

 
AngeloTheWizard said:
I have read the word nigger so many times in this thread alone that it doesn't have any impact anymore.

Congrats Niggermania. You've somehow made "nigger" lose all its punch.
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I personally was desensitised to that word a long time ago, but I can see where you are coming from.
 
The far left Sjws trying to shut shit like this down just makes it worse. Right now our political climate is pretty much damn near anything you say will get you torn a new asshole over it. So, like bratty children the racists and all the -ists defy them that much harder.
We had an obscure laughingstock in our sphere named Phoebe who just lived and died by the racism on "Chicago News Report". It seemed like her life was never gonna be ok until she defeated that racism. It just makes rednecks more empowered when they know blacks are "chimping out" about it. Many lulz and bans were had.
Just let them have it, or else they'll do worse things irl.
 
Morose_Obesity said:
The far left Sjws trying to shut shit like this down just makes it worse. Right now our political climate is pretty much damn near anything you say will get you torn a new asshole over it. So, like bratty children the racists and all the -ists defy them that much harder.
We had an obscure laughingstock in our sphere named Phoebe who just lived and died by the racism on "Chicago News Report". It seemed like her life was never gonna be ok until she defeated that racism. It just makes rednecks more empowered when they know blacks are "chimping out" about it. Many lulz and bans were had.
Just let them have it, or else they'll do worse things irl.
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And as the saying goes, "sunlight is the best disinfectant." Keep it out in the open, where you can expose it for the bullshit it is.

That and these people are so fucking :autism: it hurts. It's more fun to point and laugh than it is to protest. I mean, the first time I saw this shit, I was upset, but then I realized these guys are just a bunch of retards. If they tried burning a cross, they'd probably just set themselves on fire.
 
How did I know this thread was going to get the plagued tag? Because that shouldn't surprise anyone, come on now. Have some self awareness.
 
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