So the other day at work my nigger boss asked me to do something that is not within the realm of my responsibilities. I can't reveal too much here, but where I work we have an in-house union and very specific position descriptions which clearly detail our job duties. I certainly don't have to explain this to my fellow human beings, but sadly I did have to point this out to my sheboon apefirmative action nigger boss, who needs help doing complicated tasks, such as turning on the office lights or using the telephone.
So this Pointer Sister wannabe axes me, "can you do XYZ fo us, it wud wheelie helb uz." (Meaning: I don't know how to do it, will you cover for me and make me look good).
I told it, "well I can, but I wasn't hired to do that, I get paid to do ABC."
It replied, "ya butcha neva kno ware dis might leed yo. Yo cood opin up all kinda doors wit dis."
I told it, "well why don't you promote me and give me a pay raise first, because people who work here who do XYX earn almost triple what I do. Besides, you don't really want me to take away someone else's work, do you? They (the union) kind of frown upon that."
It said something, but I'm not sure what because my nigger to human language conversion skills can only take me so far. The sheboon just shuffled away, smacking it's boot lips like she just ate a peanut butter cup.
I don't know if this will count as excessive profanity, but those fucking niggers at work are driving me crazy. The don't work, they just sit around and talk about how tyard they are, when they're not eating or complaining about raycisum. I got to find a new job.
at the first sight of a black person in real life.
