Niggermania - The Racist Site too Scared to Call itself Racist

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No hate crimes committed in this coontact tale, but it's still pretty funny to me. My sister is the biggest zed head, so "the NIGGER remains the same" made me chuckle


Sorry if you expected a video link, I wanted to mention this really cool coworker though, that I ran into the other night for the first time in quite awhile as our shifts rarely overlap these days. This dude has Tourettes Syndrome and it manifests itself in basically one way with this guy, every other sentence he injects a twitch,he spits then blurts out NIGGER!! I LOVE BEING AROUND THIS GUY!!! There's alot of niggers at my job who are used to it but still it's a freekin piss and a half. A typical conversation would go like this;

Me; Hey Tony, what's up?
Tony; Hey how ya NIIIGGG doin?
Me; Great, heard any good music lately?
Tony; Oh yeah I got this Led NIGGER!! Zeppelin CD,uhm Nigggg,spit
Me; Oh yeah, which one?
Tony; The NIGGER Remains The Same NIGGG,spit WITH bonus NIGGER tracks!!

I'm not kidding, it's a FREEKIN PISSER!! The first time I met him he started doing it in front of a nigger truck driver that was making a delivery I damn near fell over!! Tony is not his real name by the way. I wonder if he's a niggermaniac? I should have told him about this website, next time.
 
blah said:
Never even heard of the site before you guys dug it up and still haven't visited. Sorry to rain on your niggerloving parade, but this topic was too good to stay out of. After you've had your windows broken and threatened to get killed by a fine specimen maybe you would have another opinion. Apart from that all black people I've tried to have a serious conversation with have sounded like they have some mental disability.

-"But that's racist, you can't judge an entire race by the actions of a few people."

I happen to trust the countless media reports, scientific and sociological data. But I guess data and experience wouldn't be useful for the ol' "all people are exactly the same with no difference except the skin they live in"-crowd.

Have a cartoon based on reality instead, it's easier to digest:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eyJFRTJgPbU
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Hes right and you all know it.
 
I was head obeast wrangler at a Fire Mountain grill location. A couple started complaining viciously when a black family came in and ultimately demanded a refund. Wtf? Our three main types of customers were potato shaped stomach staple card fucks, large black families and old people who stayed too long. I saw a version of the story on "Chimpout" but they claimed it was a fine dining establishment. Bullshit!
 
All I can say is wtf to this

Not really a Coontact Tale I included this because it was cute and might inspire you to make something up for your children.

Mad Libs Nigger Edition

Man, the bad thing about this site is that it is friggen addictive

Remember Mad Libs when you were in school? (I'm dating myself here problably). What if there was a Nigger Edition?

Today I saw a ___________ a) nigger b) chimp c) she-boon at ______________(place). It was _________a) stealing b) fucking c)attempting to steal d) attempting to fuck a _____________(noun or pronoun), then _____________ a) ran away in $200. stolen black market sneakers b) drove away in a POS SUV c) did a drive-by shooting through _______________(place) while a) leaning to the extreme right of the drivers seat b) riding on 22" rims c) smackin it's lips on bloo-toof an cruising 20 mph below the posted limit with one wheel off the road d) smacking it's hole) all the above.

Make your own Mad Libs Nigger Edition to use every day! Be creative! Have fun! You can't go wrong with Mad Libs Nigger Edition because it's repeditive TNB!
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http://www.niggermania.com/raptorman/coontact/tales21/coontact21.shtml
 
Wow what a cool guy.

Coontact Tale #1,130 (01-19-2008)

I made a nigger cry!

I was out to lunch with my two best buddies yesterday at this nice local owned gyro house. The owner is a real Greek who also serves other tasty food from his country. Another good thing about this place is that I've never seen a nigger here! It always gets very busy around lunch time because of word of mouth since the food is top quality.

We were eating when this extremely ugly and obese sheboon waddles in and first just stands in the door way. Some humans are trying to get in but the sheboon just stood there like it owned the place. I think it was trying to see if any other niggers were in line so it could cut behind them. I've seen the niggers do that a lot! Finally, this nappy headed ho moved and got in line. The humans behind it stood quite a ways away from the coon and I could tell they nearly lost their lunch due to the stench.

One of my friends was telling a funny story so we were so intent with keeping up for the laughs that we didn't notice that the sheboon was now sitting at the table directly behind us. When he was finished telling the story we all noticed the sheboon looking at us like it was listening in on the conversation. The hideous beast was wearing a black and white houndstooth suit that looked specially made due to the at least 40w dress size. My buddy made a crack about the sheboon saying "If I knew that nasty animal was listening to us, I would have made a nigger joke. TNB at its finest, man" rather loudly so it could hear.

I watched as the ape chewed on one of its three gyros and acted like it didn't hear anything we said. The boon's head was down and was trying to keep from looking at us. I said, "I can barely stomach my food with such a foul odor". I glanced at the sheboon again and laughed. It now had tears in its eyes that looked like nigger grease. We could hear sobs from the beast but it just made us laugh louder.

We thought the boon would head bob and niggerbabble at us but it got up from the poor nearly broken chair, gathered up its trough of food and waddled out the door. This table of Mexican humans started laughing like crazy and nodded to us. I felt proud that my friends and I put a nigger in its place that had the nerve to come to a human restaurant. Hopefully this nig and its fellow groids won't show their disgusting beastly mugs here again.

http://www.niggermania.com/raptorman/coontact/tales25/coontact25.htm

Another cool guy, but fucking homicidal.

Coontact Tale #1,228 (02-16-2008)

Iz Goin to Gets My Table

My father [RIP} did furniture refinishing and antique restoration as his profession. I used to work with him when I was 15 and 16. Anyway my father had a explosive temper but afterwards would calm down quickly and act like nothing ever happened. Well a old nigger man had left a table for him to repair [ we rarely had any niggers come in ] The nigger came back to pick up the table and said he didnt have no money but would pay my father latter and he wanted to take the table anyway. My father told him he couldnt have the table until he brought the money so the nigger left. Latter that day the nigger returns with this giant buck nigger about 25. He said " wez goin to take dat table" at that my father explodes and grabs up a wood hatchet and gos after them. The big young nigger ran over the old nigger man to get away and runs off down the street. The old nigger jumps in his car and all the time my father is wacking away at the car and cursing so fast it sounded like he was speaking in tongues. The nigger finally gets the car underway and my father sailed the hatchet through the rear glass on his car. My dad come back inside the shop and in a few minutes acts like nothing ever happened and went back to work.
 
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Deadwaste said:
stumbled upon this website looking up jokes about racism. i remembered seeing this thread before when i noticed what it was. their nigger jokes werent even funny. i've heard funnier.
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Their jokes may not be funny, but they are hilarious themselves.
 
Deadwaste said:
stumbled upon this website looking up jokes about racism. i remembered seeing this thread before when i noticed what it was. their nigger jokes werent even funny. i've heard funnier.
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The users there ARE the jokes though.
 
Morose_Obesity said:
I was head obeast wrangler at a Fire Mountain grill location. A couple started complaining viciously when a black family came in and ultimately demanded a refund. Wtf? Our three main types of customers were potato shaped stomach staple card fucks, large black families and old people who stayed too long. I saw a version of the story on "Chimpout" but they claimed it was a fine dining establishment. Bullshit!
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Let's be honest these idiots are trailer trash who's idea of fine dinning is Olive Garden or Red Lobster.
 
I seem to notice this but what is with the more extreme ends of any political fringes so horribly out of shape? I mean on the right you usually have fatass neo-nazis, wannabe KKK or some tubby thinks he and his buddies will make a militia and on the left you have neckbeards, chubby commies, and even obese feminazis.
 
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