💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

Crazy Pacer said:
Hopefully Anna, whoever she is, has indeed contacted the Police. I don't expect much though, since they'll wait until he's already kidnapped and raped her to death before they bother taking action.
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That's very cheery of you.
 
Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

It's called reality, and the Police don't give a fuck about stalkers until they do something that gives them an open and shut conviction.
 
Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

Nick L. Nickel

@MegasJLR @CelestialBeard Whoa what? People eat chickens and coos too? Also what, they MUTILATE the bodies?

12:02 PM - 15 Apr 13

Purple Prose ‏

@NickBate @MegasJLR these are concepts that appear in the cartoons that you teach yourself everything through, so this is too transparent

Nick L. Nickel

@CelestialBeard @MegasJLR I don't think TV has taught me any food-related stuff though
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Jessa Jessa ‏

@nickbate @celestialbeard Chicken McNuggets and every McDs burger aside from the fish one are chickens and cows how are you unaware of this

Nick L. Nickel
@MegasJLR @CelestialBeard Whoa, really? Huh, ok that one Family Guy episode makes a little more sense then

Nick L. Nickel

@MegasJLR @CelestialBeard so if I killed coos and chickens I could eat McDonald's food for free?

Jessa Jessa

@nickbate @celestialbeard I know you know what a vegetarian is. What do you think they abstain from if you didn't know we eat animals

Nick L. Nickel

@MegasJLR @CelestialBeard I dunno. Humans?

Nick L. Nickel

@MegasJLR @CelestialBeard oh god jessa, you said you were a vegan... please tell me you still eat mcdonalds

Jessa Jessa ‏

@nickbate @celestialbeard So you thought you were eating humans your entire life? And you were okay with that?
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At this point even Chris himself would be going "WTF?!" and calling this guy creepy. I'm still not sure if this is all real. He almost acts like a dark parody of people like Chris.

If this is real, how the hell does someone like this come into being? We know about the perfect storm of autism and bad parenting that led to Chris. How much worse does it have to be to result in this asshole? :shock: Also, how does this guy have friends?

BTW he can't spell "cow" either. He has something against "W"s apparently.
 
Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

He seems to be speaking in a parody of Canadian speech.

He's attempting to parody himself. Which is fine from my point of view. Why not make fun of your own people first? The ones closest to you. The ones who could smack the shit out of you.
 
Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

"I wonder if my kids will inherit my hatred of vaginal sex acts. I hope so.."
"I purposely try to avoid vagina-related knowledge."
All this from a "sexpert"!

Edit: Bonus! "Went to do my wife's butt, missed and penetrated her vagina instead. Scrubbing my penis with soap and scalding hot water vigorously"
 
Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

Guy-in-Gherkin-Getup said:
So, I got wind of a girl being cyberstalked by a man with autism who is deadset on marrying her and molested her younger sister ( you can read her story here).
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It says HIS sister... Another level of creepy.
 
Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

Guy-in-Gherkin-Getup said:
"I wonder if my kids will inherit my hatred of vaginal sex acts. I hope so.."
"I purposely try to avoid vagina-related knowledge."
All this from a "sexpert"!

Edit: Bonus! "Went to do my wife's butt, missed and penetrated her vagina instead. Scrubbing my penis with soap and scalding hot water vigorously"
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How's he expect to have children? Unless...he doesn't think you can get pregnant from anal sex, does he?
 
Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

Confirming that unprotected anal sex can and has caused pregnancy... But why?

Does he really expect his woman to take it up that ass and get pregnant everytime, or is this some retarded delusion that anal sex will not cause pregnancy?
 
Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

what....the...actual.....fuck...
 
Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

I am hoping this guy is a mega troll who is laughing about this right now. If not...it's people like this who make me despair for humanity.

Also, am I the only one who thinks he's very closeted? I mean, he has zero interest in the vagina, and only appears to be interested in anal sex (with him as the penetrator), and oral sex (with him on the receiving end). Lack of interest in the female body and desiring buttsex sounds gay to me.
 
Re: Another creep similar to Chris?

Alan Pardew said:
So this will be the official Nick Bate thread.

WARNING: BE SURE TO GET READY BEFORE OPENING THIS SPOILER.
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That poor cat is like "kill me, please..."
 
Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

Sometimes I wish I didn't have to marry Anna Nickel so I could just kill myself. Life is terrible. Why did my b-parents have to conceive? Or, well, more accurately, why did my b-mum have to stop taking birth control withoot telling my b-dad to trick him into marrying her?
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Well, that explains...some of it.
 
Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

he should turn his affections to chris chan's anna
 
Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

Those teeth. Those teeth. He makes Norman Bates look good. That's how bad he is.
 
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