Nice Guys

[off meds / online]

She beat me up and reduced me to a bloody pulp and then we started to date.

hot

 

[ProgKing of the North]

 

[dopy]

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lol'd tbh

 

[ProgKing of the North]

lol'd tbh

These guys always make up scenarios in their heads and get big mad about them

 

[Eshettar]

Sweet Jesus. She tries to socialize with her classmates only to find herself confronted by an entitled creep who whines pathetically that beautiful women never pay attention to him. Later she vents about her ghastly experience on social media and literally the first person to respond is an entitled creep who whines pathetically that beautiful women never pay attention to him.

If I was describing the plot of a movie on the Lifetime Channel, there'd be a dramatic twist when both pathetic creeps are revealed to be one and the same person and he's stalking this poor woman.

 

[Monika H.]

 

[ProgKing of the North]

 

[DMT Blastoid]

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I thought that it was gonna turn out to be Lucas Werner after getting a DA account, the fact its an 18 year old has me cackling.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I thought that it was gonna turn out to be Lucas Werner after getting a DA account, the fact its an 18 year old has me cackling.

aka a healthy male of breeding age

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

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The husband store called...

... They're running out of you!

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I’m sure “it” would be incredibly turned on by being called a “beautiful, well-crafted female”

Speech 100

I don’t even wanna know the context for this post from r/heroin

 

[eggokid]

These guys always make up scenarios in their heads and get big mad about them

That’s a large contingent of people on the internet, especially twitter lol. Going on holy crusade against a group that doesn’t exist, or is barely relevant.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

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I recall once seeing someone like this in a fedora at a university open day in 2014 or so. I never spoke to him but he's always who I imagine making these kinds of comments.

 

[Eshettar]

The remark about his semen gushing like the Niagara Falls reminded me of a certain moment in Scary Movie. Anyone who's seen that will know exactly which moment I'm talking about, though I'm sure they'll wish they didn't.

 

[Basil II]

half this thread is just people getting baited by fucking reddit lmfao.

 

[Vampirella]

I’m sure “it” would be incredibly turned on by being called a “beautiful, well-crafted female”

Innards beauty. I mean, I don't know how well received it would be to tell a girl her guts are beautiful.

 

[nohull]

Innards beauty. I mean, I don't know how well received it would be to tell a girl her guts are beautiful.

Depends if she's into gore or not.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I went through like 10 pages of this thread and these weirdo fucks are all cut from the same cloth. I don't know where they get their ideas about dating and whatnot. The easiest way to get a boyfriend free girl is to just treat them like a people. It's the same mentality chris had that all girl's like shopping and salads. Some do, some don't. That's the purpose of dating is to get to know the other person and make a connection. Then you can unleash your inner dragon onto the back of your opposite gender gal pal.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I went through like 10 pages of this thread and these weirdo fucks are all cut from the same cloth. I don't know where they get their ideas about dating and whatnot. The easiest way to get a boyfriend free girl is to just treat them like a people. It's the same mentality chris had that all girl's like shopping and salads. Some do, some don't. That's the purpose of dating is to get to know the other person and make a connection. Then you can unleash your inner dragon onto the back of your opposite gender gal pal.

I mean ideally, yes.
But these guys are all retarded and will never figure it out.

 

[Eshettar]

"You seem very engaging." the sentient garbage bag complimented the human female as she steadfastly refused to engage him on any level.