Nice Guys

[Mozzarella Dicks]

I care because it makes me laugh when people talk about their personal relationships on here, and then they ask for advice. Asking for dating advice from the farms is 0% effective. Almost like most everywhere else on the internet.

I get relationship advice from Lulz.net and Return of Kings too, doesn't mean I follow it.

And I love spreading laughter. I intentionally play up my lolcow traits (by a very small margin) because I know the joy of laughing at lolcows.

 

[Cosmos]

I intentionally play up my lolcow traits (by a very small margin)

 

[Mostly Useless]

I get relationship advice from Lulz.net and Return of Kings too, doesn't mean I follow it.

And I love spreading laughter. I intentionally play up my lolcow traits (by a very small margin) because I know the joy of laughing at lolcows.

:autism:

 

[kobebyarlant]

If you're a guy and you haven't had sex with at least a dozen women you might as well get a sex change.

 

[Mrs Paul]

http://imgur.com/a/NTp4T

Amazing.

And they say romance is dead.

 

[Saney]

I get relationship advice from Lulz.net and Return of Kings too, doesn't mean I follow it.

And I love spreading laughter. I intentionally play up my lolcow traits (by a very small margin) because I know the joy of laughing at lolcows.

Just stop talking.

 

[KiwisAreCute]

...just stop talking...

blablabla

They never listen to my advice.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Just stop talking.

There's a quick way to do that.
The user @Mozzarella Dicks is now threadbanned.

 

[HG 400]

>tfw your thread goes from unmarked to "Infected" to "Diseased" in the course of a few days because some exceptional Kiwis keep shitting it up with Nice Guy behavior

Now you owe them all sex.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

>tfw your thread goes from unmarked to "Infected" to "Diseased"[...]

Thirsty Kiwis? In our Kiwi Farms?

 

[ZeCommissar]

>tfw your thread goes from unmarked to "Infected" to "Diseased" in the course of a few days because some exceptional Kiwis keep shitting it up with Nice Guy behavior

Sorry m'lady. I'll show myself out then before Chad beats me up and cucks me, since you're a whore and all feeemales are the same. *tips commissar hat*

 

[The Great Chandler]

I like how this thread garnered attention from the Nice Guy Gentlemens. Such virgin tears.

 

[Lorento]

I get relationship advice from Lulz.net and Return of Kings too, doesn't mean I follow it.

We don't need to read any further than that.

 

[kcbbq]

Now you owe them all sex.

It's was basically promised.

 

[IV 445]

Thirsty Kiwis? In our Kiwi Farms?

When BIMB was more active, I half-considered buying the domain name "kiwiconnections" considering how thirsty the user base is here.

maybe rename is "idiots in love" later or something lol

 

[Lorento]

It's the season for joy and fun with the whole family. And one Nice Guy decided that he wanted to literally become part of some girl's family!

Spoiler: Part 1

Spoiler: Yes there is actually a Part 2

Merry Christmas all are armed Kiwis!

 

[Count groudon]

It's the season for joy and fun with the whole family. And one Nice Guy decided that he wanted to literally become part of some girl's family!

Spoiler: Part 1

Spoiler: Yes there is actually a Part 2

Merry Christmas all are armed Kiwis!

To be fair, pronouncing Shia LaBeouf's name the same way is a sign of a close relationship.

 

[plautistic]

Spoiler: Part 1

Spoiler: Yes there is actually a Part 2

How old was this guy?

 

[Lackadaisy]

>Found a letter on my desk at work
>Opened it
>"You're so cute when you try not to laugh at whatever you're looking at online."
>Been reading "Nice Guys" thread on KF at work
>No signature or name
>Immediately request transfer to another office

 

[IV 445]

>"You're so cute when you try not to laugh at whatever you're looking at online."

Someone watching you while you work? c r e e p y

Also how can we scale back from 'diseased' to 'infected'? Yellow tag, please!