Nice Gals/Femcels - The Lesbian Equivalent of Nice Guys

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"Nothing fills me with cis rage more than an ugly dyke dating a beautiful woman. I know that's shallow but it's just how I am. I also just get mad about dykes dating women in general because none of them are deserving."
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Hey, look, I can do it too!

Vorhtbame said:
Also, whatever happened to "my body, my choice"?
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"b-but why would you ever choose those...jerks...when you could have a nice, girlfriend-free girl like me?" :tomgirl:
 
Are these girls heads so far up each others vaginas to not realise how pathetic they sound? Or are gold star lesbians just immune to common sense?
 
Ugh, watching that animation meant I had to hear that god-awful song AGAIN. She sounds like a yowling cat in the process of slowly and painfully dying in a bloody way.

LOL of course the straight girl in the video is an asshole. Imagine that you've been childhood friends with someone for so long and suddenly out of nowhere they profess their love to you and then paint you as the bad guy when they shit-talk your boyfriends and you rightly tell them that they have no business creepily lusting over you.
 
Choromatsu said:
You can’t just mention animations of this and not share...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kPhqZEht7j0
The shitty art gave me enough of a laugh, but the real treat is how the blonde chick is literally portrayed as a bully for not being interested in the nice gal.

I don’t want to think about what the view count and like to dislike ratio say about the attitudes of kids, though. That’s sort of scary.
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You can’t tell me that this isn’t on the level of those old yaoi AMVs. It’s just so bad. Also why does the girl look like the character from Undertale?
 
What an utterly unpolished AMV. Whoever did this only paid attention to the faces and nothing else, not even convincing movement.
 
Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
Animation by Abbey Glover (Age 12)
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Way to make that connected to your irl name for life, Abbey.
Enjoy being branded a lesbian all throughout high school, even when/if you outgrow your "muh lesbeans" stage.
(You'd think kids would know better than to use your real names for stuff like this in current year, but nope.)
 
Parthenos said:
Way to make that connected to your irl name for life, Abbey.
Enjoy being branded a lesbian all throughout high school, even when/if you outgrow your "muh lesbeans" stage.
(You'd think kids would know better than to use your real names for stuff like this in current year, but nope.)
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I don't know how old she actually was, but when her name popped up after the title like that, I was reminded of a middle school project.
 
Choromatsu said:
The days of kids growing out of their “sad edgy lesbian” phase is over. With the internet theres no taking it back and nothing to do but double down and become increasingly aggressive on tumblr for the rest of your life. bummer.
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To be fair, it's not like the LGBTBBQ cult will just let you claim your orientation changed.
 
scathefire said:
Not necessarily, they often like to advocate that gender and sexuality are fluid
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Even when the BBQOMG person becomes cishet? Because I've been told repeatedly that it, like, never ever happens and you're not even supposed to suggest it does.
 
Vorhtbame said:
Even when the BBQOMG person becomes cishet? Because I've been told repeatedly that it, like, never ever happens and you're not even supposed to suggest it does.
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reminds me of when the "DIE CIS SCUM" girl got a ton of flack when she admitted it was just a phase. This is by far the funniest headline for it
 

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Vorhtbame said:
Even when the BBQOMG person becomes cishet? Because I've been told repeatedly that it, like, never ever happens and you're not even supposed to suggest it does.
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That's probably just an unexplained """"""exception""""""
 
diophantines said:
Just saw this. People are definitely beginning to catch on.
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>starts well by telling a woman "DON'T TOUCH PEOPLE IF THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO!"
>Esp if ur a fucking crusty pasty ass white woman. Ur not allowed within 5 feet of my body unless i give u crackers a permission slip. Touch my precious skin and i will make sure myself AND my ancestors make u pay for it

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