Nice Gals/Femcels - The Lesbian Equivalent of Nice Guys

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My mom used to tell me a story of an acquaintance of hers who used to do this, then got caught being gangbanged by like six men at a party in Southhampton.

They aren't as new as we'd like to think, apparently.
 
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Meowthkip said:
Tell us some stories.

Weave us a yarn.
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Okay. But I have to admit- mine is REALLY embarrassing. But I'll tell it.
I was close to a lesbian girl on Tumblr for a little over a year when I was in my young 20's. The relationship started off bad- she fell in love with me because she was attempting suicide and I stopped her from it. I thought she was cute and we got into a online relationship. I also had a boyfriend and we got so close that I actually was considering having a poly relationship with her and my boyfriend. We'd write letters and talk every day. As time went by I realized how angry and messed up she was and I no longer was attracted to her. She was a hardcore SJW lesbian.
At one point when we talked she started telling me that she thinks my boyfriend is mean to me. Looking back on it I think she was trying to get me to go with her and leave my boyfriend for her.
That was never going to happen. After a while I couldn't take her neediness and angry rants to me, so I just broke it off.

It's one thing I'm always going to be embarrassed over tbh.
 
I bet if you took one of those lists of stereotypical yaoi fangirls and updated them, it would ring true. Here, I'll write one:

Stereotypical fangirl, Yuri Edition 2017.
  • Look longingly at actual lesbians and follow them around
  • Slash every known female canonical character.
  • Think you’re a homophobe if you don’t like yuri
  • Think you’re a loser if you don’t like yuri
  • Talk really loudly about yuri and make sure you know that they are lesbians, quotes or not.
Original list from Animebento.

Edit: Addendum to Stereotypical Yuri Fangirls.
  • Refuse to take part in a fandom unless they can ship yuri.
  • Expects lesbian orgies to be perfect no-men's paradise.
  • Cry at creators for not treating their yuri right.
  • Write their own original lesbian fiction but still expect canon yuri representation.
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UnsufficentBoobage said:
I managed to have one "befriend" me back in the ICQ era.
She pretended to be a guy, and once I caught her on that, tried to pull "everyone is bi, gender is fake" rhetoric on me. Ugh. Bad that I nuked messaging history there and then, or we'll have something to cringe at now.
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A lot of them love that excuse; the "I know you better then you do" excuse. The one that tells you that you should throw away your identity and security even though you know you'll hate it. What makes it worse is how many people fetishizes it and will turn a blind eye, thinking it's cute when it's borderline emotional manipulation.
 
A guide on how to spot "lesbians". I've quoted the most pertinent bit.
3. She glorifies lesbian relationships.
"Oh my God, it's SO MUCH easier with women!" said no lesbian ever.

Even if you're with the most even-keeled woman in the world, love is never going to be anything but terrifying. Flirting with someone you're attracted to will make the coolest girl a shrinking violet.

In fact, I knew I was gay because men didn't scare me. They were easy to figure out, and I didn't care if a guy broke my heart.

But when I started dating women, something opened up inside of me, and suddenly, I was scared all of the time.

I was emotionally vulnerable to them. I was invested. My feelings could easily get hurt.

So if you're glorifying lesbian relationships and think being gay is easy, you're not a lesbian. Sexual attraction and feeling intense feelings are NOT always simple.
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I don't want to get too deep into any of my stories, but here's one.

I dated a Filipino girl once. Eventually she got "Tired" of me and left me, and a few months later she wanted to give me another chance, but there was another girl I was crushing on. She sent me a long, drawn out message saying that "I wanted to try you again, but because you like another girl, this means you will never like me again, so I can't do it." I don't get that.
 
Adventure Time had a new song where Marceline was playing for Bubblegum. So the lesbians started sounding off on how lesbians are better once again.

Exhibit A.
 
IceGray said:
Adventure Time had a new song where Marceline was playing for Bubblegum. So the lesbians started sounding off on how lesbians are better once again.

Exhibit A.
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I can’t see how this will set off a shitstorm at all!
:offtopic:: Also isn’t Marceline bisexual? She’s had boyfriends way back in the series.
 
IceGray said:
Adventure Time had a new song where Marceline was playing for Bubblegum. So the lesbians started sounding off on how lesbians are better once again.

Exhibit A.
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This was a sign of things to come.

OH WAIT FUCK THIS IS NEW, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.
 
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Lesbian waifu fans only accept yuri as the one true savior of fandom, last I checked.
 
IceGray said:
A guide on how to spot "lesbians". I've quoted the most pertinent bit.
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A bit off topic, but looking at number 5 for a bit.

5. She says she likes girls, but she can never see herself with one long-term.
Being a lez is so much more than just hooking up and drunkenly rolling around in bed with another girl creature.

It's the full spectrum, girls. You need the sexual feels, the emotional feels and the intellectual feels, too.

Being a lez is more than just hooking up and drunkenly rolling around in bed with a girl.
If you say you enjoy having sex with women, but you can't imagine a long-term relationship with one, you're not a lesbian. You just like the occasional romp with a lady, which is totally fine!

Just be sure to say that to the lesbian you're romping with. That way, she doesn't fall in love with you and have her heart smashed into a million pieces, which I will undoubtedly have to clean up.

Your girl over here is getting tired, you know?
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I thought that being a lesbian meant that you like to fucc girls though. Is there something I’m missing?

Also, first post. Nice to meet you guys.
 
I hate it when I have relevant stories

In highschool there was a militant lesbian who basically made it her business to fuck around with "straigties". She dated a few guys only to start dating other guys straight after their dates and laugh about it with her Lesbian friends. She actually got away with it because she was friends with the 'in' crowd and honestly one of the better looking girls in our shitty corner of the country.
 
A few years ago a good friend of mine stumbled ass backwards into marrying a guy who was (just being realistic here) way out of her league. She even said it herself a few times leading up to the wedding in a kidding-not-kidding kind of way. Which all made it even more weird and uncomfortable when her maid of honor completely fell apart after the ceremony because she was apparently secretly in love with the bride the entire time and had never said anything.

There was an open bar, and as the night progressed she got drunker and drunker, until the point where she was telling everyone how awful the husband was and how he didn't deserve her and was totally wrong for her. We spent a lot of the night trying to talk her down, one on one and as a group, but it just got worse and worse. She'd waver back and forth between gushing about how beautiful and perfect the bride was and insisting she was just joking because she was jealous, to getting more and more tearful and vitriolic towards the groom and all of his friends. At one point she offered to join them for a threesome if they wanted, which was sorta funny because the conversation was already on the raunchy side, but it stopped being cute when it became clear she was serious about wanting to crash their wedding night. It reached a climax where the couple were leaving to head to their hotel room, and she tried to physically stop them from going and 'jokingly' insisting that the bride was hers and he couldn't have her yet.
One of the bartenders even intervened at that point and tried to make her realize that wasn't okay, which really really stood out because it was the kind of event where the bartenders barely talked and just nodded politely.
She disappeared for a while after that, and everyone assumed she was just embarrassed and composing herself, but it turned out that she'd gone looking for the married couple's room and was so drunk she couldn't remember what floor it was on. Not sure what happened after that, but she never successfully found their room so at least their wedding night wasn't interrupted.

No one really kept in close contact with her after all of that, but I occasionally creep on her social media just to gawk. Now she's got a kid and is pregnant with a second despite constantly posting about how all men are awful and disgusting, and how it'd be better for the world if everyone turned gay and the human race died out in a generation. I feel bad for those kids.
 
Taily Puff said:
A few years ago a good friend of mine stumbled ass backwards into marrying a guy who was (just being realistic here) way out of her league. She even said it herself a few times leading up to the wedding in a kidding-not-kidding kind of way. Which all made it even more weird and uncomfortable when her maid of honor completely fell apart after the ceremony because she was apparently secretly in love with the bride the entire time and had never said anything.

There was an open bar, and as the night progressed she got drunker and drunker, until the point where she was telling everyone how awful the husband was and how he didn't deserve her and was totally wrong for her. We spent a lot of the night trying to talk her down, one on one and as a group, but it just got worse and worse. She'd waver back and forth between gushing about how beautiful and perfect the bride was and insisting she was just joking because she was jealous, to getting more and more tearful and vitriolic towards the groom and all of his friends. At one point she offered to join them for a threesome if they wanted, which was sorta funny because the conversation was already on the raunchy side, but it stopped being cute when it became clear she was serious about wanting to crash their wedding night. It reached a climax where the couple were leaving to head to their hotel room, and she tried to physically stop them from going and 'jokingly' insisting that the bride was hers and he couldn't have her yet.
One of the bartenders even intervened at that point and tried to make her realize that wasn't okay, which really really stood out because it was the kind of event where the bartenders barely talked and just nodded politely.
She disappeared for a while after that, and everyone assumed she was just embarrassed and composing herself, but it turned out that she'd gone looking for the married couple's room and was so drunk she couldn't remember what floor it was on. Not sure what happened after that, but she never successfully found their room so at least their wedding night wasn't interrupted.

No one really kept in close contact with her after all of that, but I occasionally creep on her social media just to gawk. Now she's got a kid and is pregnant with a second despite constantly posting about how all men are awful and disgusting, and how it'd be better for the world if everyone turned gay and the human race died out in a generation. I feel bad for those kids.
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I feel sorry for her, sort of
More I wish she got help and resolved the obviously very pent up issues she had more than anything. Are her kids male, now that'd be fun to see what happens
 
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