Nice Gals/Femcels - The Lesbian Equivalent of Nice Guys

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I used to think lesbians were just girls that like other girls, but now thanks to Tumblr I know a lesbian is a guy with autogynephilia, yaoi fangirls who think being gay is kawaii, or rad-fems who consider attraction to men oppression somehow. Above all, Tumblr has taught me that sexuality is a choice.
 
_Wice said:
does this thread provide an autism translator? seriously i'm lost and stuck on "the tree is a gentler tim curry" and the red bull being a metaphor for the holocaust.
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Well, after all, Red Bull is disgusting and tastes like oblivion.

(Red vs. Blue, how I love thee.)
 
kidsquid said:
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Tl;dr
- if you fantasise about men who aren't real, you're a lesbian
- if you like a guy who can't like you back, you're a lesbian
- if you fetishise fake f/f relationships, you're a lesbian
- if you get crushes that you don't want to be actual relationships, you're a lesbian
- if you're favourite character in a show is "gay" or "butch" coded, you're a lesbian

Plus thrilling information on how to coach yourself to be a lesbian!
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Translation: "You're a lesbian because *I* say so! Not you! I know your sexuality better than YOU do, so stop fucking these icky men and start doing what *I* tell you!"

The OP is 18, which makes this shit even more ridiculous. Who the fuck made this creepy brat an "authority" on lesbianism?! Especially when many of her "bullet points" on lesbianism sound like TEXTBOOK LESBOPHOBIC ARGUMENTS?

Ugh, fuck off.
 
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kidsquid said:
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Tl;dr
- if you fantasise about men who aren't real, you're a lesbian
- if you like a guy who can't like you back, you're a lesbian
- if you fetishise fake f/f relationships, you're a lesbian
- if you get crushes that you don't want to be actual relationships, you're a lesbian
- if you're favourite character in a show is "gay" or "butch" coded, you're a lesbian

Plus thrilling information on how to coach yourself to be a lesbian!
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"- You dislike being attracted to men
- You don't want to date men, but feel you have to"

I-it's not like I want to date men or anything! Baka!
 
"You dislike being attracted to men"
That doesn't change that you're attracted to them though. So, you're either a filthy straight or a filthy bisexual.

" You don't want to date men, but feel you have to"
This is something I can see a gay woman just discovering her sexuality in a homophobic environment actually experiencing. I'll give you this one.
 
"You dislike being attracted to men"

So "self-loathing" gay men are actually straight? Because that's what I'm taking away from this line of reasoning.
 
Vorhtbame said:
"You dislike being attracted to men"

So "self-loathing" gay men are actually straight? Because that's what I'm taking away from this line of reasoning.
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This only applies to girls, obviously.

Imagine if this list were to be the exact same with the genders flipped, though, and how people would react to that.
 
Lesbians on tumblr are insanely biphobic so I am not surprised in the slightlest tumblrites come up with bullshit to avoid calling themselves bisexual.
 
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Nice gals also get incredibly upset when you remind them that the term "lesbian" used to encompass bisexual women up until the 1960s, when political lesbians and lesbian feminists decided to redefine what "lesbian" meant. It's spicy discourse, as they say.
 
sarcasticslipandslide said:
Nice gals also get incredibly upset when you remind them that the term "lesbian" used to encompass bisexual women up until the 1960s, when political lesbians and lesbian feminists decided to redefine what "lesbian" meant. It's spicy discourse, as they say.
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Lesbian should be used to encompass both homosexual and bisexual women, just how gay can be used to encompass for homosexual and bisexual men, but I mainly want this so tumblr burns.
 
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sarcasticslipandslide said:
Hatetobreakittoya is a popular lesbian feminist blogger within the "nice gals" sphere, and a good blog to scroll through if you want to find more of her ilk. She believes that no lesbian can really be considered "100% cis", claims to be a "genderfluid (agender + woman) lesbian" if you read her tags, and generally embodies the man-hating lesbian feminist stereotype.
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Here's some weird shit about "he/him lesbians", whatever the fuck that means.
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I want her to go up to some big butch and tell her she's not a real woman and then get punched in the face.
This is also possibly one of the weirdest combination of second wave and third wave gender politics.
i actually like her sometimes bc on certain topics she has good opinions but on other topics she's fuckin nuts
 
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I almost wish this chick didn't spam the fuck out of her "text" tag, it makes her delicious salt over icky menz and her thirst harder to find.
 
I don't understand the point of that post. A lesbian only being into other lesbians is like...pretty normal, isn't it? Why would you mention it?
 
Because once you got into a source of info of something so obvious, you don't fucking stop mentioning it until someone finally puts you into your place about it.
 
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