Hey, cats are awesome, leave cats out of this. Just because they're the only pussy these godawful lumps can get doesn't mean they deserve to have some foul-smelling dangerhair inflicting herself on them either.
So is "wlw" supposed to be the magic spell that keeps away transwomen or is it just another fucking acronym because apparently these people get boners from acronyms?
So is "wlw" supposed to be the magic spell that keeps away transwomen or is it just another fucking acronym because apparently these people get boners from acronyms?
As Tumblr subforum regulars may have noticed, Tumblr has a very large presence of LGBT bloggers of all stripes and worldviews. Tumblr also is a very female dominated platform, so a lot of these bloggers are lesbians and bisexual women (called wlw, or women-loving-women, for more inclusion points). For our purposes, we'll mostly be focusing on the lesbians here.
Now, we're all very well aware of the existence of the Cotton Ceiling, coined by trans activist and porn actor Drew DeVeaux, which TERFS will cite as proof that transwomen lesbians are all rapists who want nothing more than to stick their princess poles into lesbian pussy. After all, people's sexual orientation isn't a choice, and people can't help what bodies to which they're attracted. No TRUE and HONEST lesbian would ever try and pressure another woman into sex with them, right?
Right?
Oh, you sweet summer child.
Enter the phenomenon of Nice Gals; or lesbians who will very loudly grumble about how too many women will date stupid, evil men instead of nice gals like them. This is different from political lesbianism in which the woman in question will only date women not because she's actually attracted to women, but as a way to spite men. Nice Gals, on the other hand, wish to convert straight and even bisexual women into being lesbians. "Wish" is the operative word here.
Like Nice Guys, they mostly like to complain about how all the girls they think are cute are dating men, who are dumb and ugly and evil and not pretty and nice like girls. These are the people who 15 years ago you would see wearing shirts that say "You're straight? So's spaghetti until you heat it up." They cannot talk about anything else besides how gay they are, or how they wish all girls were gay. They're absolutely shameless in living up to the "man-hating lesbian" stereotype, because all men are Chad Thundercocks as far as they're concerned. They may try to coax straight women into political lesbianism for their own benefit. They're the type of people who deny that women are capable of rape and flip out over statistics on domestic violence between lesbian couples. They are not necessarily TERFS, however, since lesbian transwomen can fall into this line of thinking as well. Basically, they're not much different from the clingy, desperate, sweaty neckbeards who creep on girls that aren't interested, except that they have a much more political bent to them. And they project their sexuality onto everyone and everything. Including cartoon characters.
It should be noted that obviously, they do not represent all lesbians, and lesbians can exhibit a few Nice Gal traits without being full-on Nice Gals.
But enough talk. Let's have some examples provided by the Random Tumblr Posts thread.
I should hope that they support media that actually depicts lesbians with their money instead of just talking about how everything should just have them because they say so.
I'm personally wondering if any of these types are ever gonna work up the nerve to actually enter a ~*wlw*~ relationship sometime this millennium. Because all I see is a bunch of them posting about how much they'd love to be in a cutesy, pure relationship with another girl, but likely enough, they don't necessarily have the spine to go to gay bars or actually hook up with some poor soul.
I'm personally wondering if any of these types are ever gonna work up the nerve to actually enter a ~*wlw*~ relationship sometime this millennium. Because all I see is a bunch of them posting about how much they'd love to be in a cutesy, pure relationship with another girl, but likely enough, they don't necessarily have the spine to go to gay bars or actually hook up with some poor soul.
Gay bars? Surely you jest. The courting rituals of the common dangerhair are conducted exclusively on tumblr and consist entirely of roleplaying as gay anime boys. If your character hooks up with someone else's kawaii bishie, that means that you and your RP partner are totally compatible and destined to be together, and you have to start dating that person for realsies. Then, when it all falls apart because rubbing your fictional groin against someone else's paper dollie doesn't mean you're actually going to like them as a person, you loudly accuse the other person of rape and abuse, insist that everyone you know excommunicate them immediately, and add a line to your Before You Follow page saying that nobody who shares the same name as them can look at your stuff, like, ever. Sorry, sweaty, I don't make the rules.
Yeah, but I was thinking more about the ones that're really overt about being lesbian and proud online, and then you look into them more and you find that they "coincidentally" missed out on their local pride events, say they want to wait for the right dream girl, and overall just keep every aspect of their online life a secret from their outside life on account of not wanting to be called out for acting obnoxious in places where nobody could possibly know them.
Yeah, but I was thinking more about the ones that're really overt about being lesbian and proud online, and then you look into them more and you find that they "coincidentally" missed out on their local pride events, say they want to wait for the right dream girl, and overall just keep every aspect of their online life a secret from their outside life on account of not wanting to be called out for acting obnoxious in places where nobody could possibly know them.
Let me scroll down tumblr for a bit because even though I follow a majority of gaming and fan art blogs these post find a way to stumble on my dash. (FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY DASH REEEEE)
Let me scroll down tumblr for a bit because even though I follow a majority of gaming and fan art blogs these post find a way to stumble on my dash. (FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY DASH REEEEE)
I remember when I used to use Tumblr that I could never spend a day looking at what I wanted without a mountain of these posts showing up. They're the reason I left the site.
Let me scroll down tumblr for a bit because even though I follow a majority of gaming and fan art blogs these post find a way to stumble on my dash. (FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY DASH REEEEE)
It would say it's because they're all obsessed with either Overwatch or Steven Universe. Most of their blogs are fanart, nice gal posts, and complaining about how whatever they like is homophobic because it isn't all lesbians, all the time.
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