Next steps to my conversion?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I’ve grown my beard, put my wife in her place, stopped drinking alcohol and eating pork. What do I need to do next to be a True and Honest Muslim?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Get your foreskin snipped

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Bomb New York

 

[DumbDude42]

the one and only thing you have to do to become a muslim is to proclaim that there is no god but allah, and that muhammad is the prophet of allah

that's it, everything else is just details

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

to become a muslim is to proclaim that there is no god but allah, and that muhammad is the prophet of allah

Like that? Nice. I’m ready to fight some infidels.

 

[DerKryptid]

Show up to your local mosque and put all the cradle muslims to shame with your autistic zealotry

I recommend doing wudu 15 times before and after each prayer and reciting the shahada loudly everytime the imam finishes a sentence. Bonus points if you dye your beard an obnoxious shade of orange.

 

[Mal0]

Is posting on KF haram? If so, then delete your account. As-Salaam-Alaikum, brother.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

You have to make sure that your wife is wearing a curtain that covers her completely so that no one can see any part of her. Even her eyes need not be seen, she can see through mesh just fine.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Cheat on your wife with a goat

 

[Niggernerd]

Kidnap Bush and make him beg for mercy in front of a Quran

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Cheat on your wife with a goat

As a proud kiwi and Welshman, I have more access to sheep. Is that an acceptable substitute?

 

[JethroTullamore]

As a proud kiwi and Welshman, I have more access to sheep. Is that an acceptable substitute?

It is, but you’ll have to fuck two.