Newer Users Aren’t Worth A Toss - A generalization, circa September 2020

[TheJelqster]

I try to hit new users with my truck, since they glow

 

[seri0us]

Old users be like:

"Stop talking about trans"
"Stop criticizing Israel"
"Furries deserve respect, I know a few good ones"
"Posts that try to beyond just insulting a cow are tryhards"
" noooooo, you just think this person is a cow because of their politics"
"Stop diluting the meaning of cursed images"
"Doxxing is evil and we need to stop it"
"NO! You have to say somthing quirky like "pardon my autism" before making longposts"
"I'm not offended! heh, this is just boring"

Both new and old users:

"I'm not angry, you're angry!"

 

[tehpope]

Yeah remember when KF used to be good?

Well?

Parkourdude91

 

[heathercho]

Old users be like:

"Stop talking about trans"
"Stop criticizing Israel"
"Furries deserve respect, I know a few good ones"
"Posts that try to beyond just insulting a cow are tryhards"
" noooooo, you just think this person is a cow because of their politics"
"Stop diluting the meaning of cursed images"
"Doxxing is evil and we need to stop it"
"NO! You have to say somthing quirky like "pardon my autism" before making longposts"
"I'm not offended! heh, this is just boring"

New NEW users are cucks though, all "govern me harder daddy" and "basketball americans are nice people". The sweet spot is in the middle.
CorbinDallasMultipass.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

If not outright Glow Bois of different shades, you all suck anus. Go suck anus, and be cunts, elsewhere. REE.

Woah now, can’t have racism like this on our humble bird raising website

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

With the old userbase of the Kiwifarms failing to have children, we need new users to ensure that the active userbase doesn't decline. Plus, think of all the diversity we'd receive for our forum culture!

 

[Blamo]

I am intentionally shitty, so others can feel better about themselves. Bringing down the average, so more can be above average.

 

[You Bastard Guy]

With the old userbase of the Kiwifarms failing to have children, we need new users to ensure that the active userbase doesn't decline. Plus, think of all the diversity we'd receive for our forum culture!

OOGA BOOGA IM DIVERSE! MAMA NULL INVITED ME!

 

[No. 7 cat]

No u

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

OOGA BOOGA IM DIVERSE! MAMA NULL INVITED ME!

Not only are you a newfag, but you put your profile on hidden. That's like newfag x 1000000

 

[Zarkov]

There are two categories of newfags: those who post a thread in the Chris forum on their first day, and the good ones.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

I think it depends on where the newfags are coming from. The ones shitting up threads are disproportionally redditors.