New Movie Night Thread - Every Friday Starting at 6ish

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Randall, you show up pretty late, man. You might need to show up earlier than usual if you want to see it.

Also guys, what's the theme for this week? White Karate sounds funny I guess.
 
If we're doing White Karate, does anyone have a copy of Kung Pow we could watch?
 
Hey fokes - I'm back.

White Karate night? Okay.

Undefeatable - featuring the Stingray fight sequence. Might also remember this movie from Obscurus Lupa's older reviews... I mean... if you're a NEEEERD and shit....

Crying Freeman - Although technically not a white boy, Hawaiian born Mark Dacascos (aka the Iron Chef guy) is the Crying Freeman, a ruthless Chinese Yakuza in Canada assigned to kill off other Yakuza dons, and every time he does, he has a little cry.

Timecop - Mullet coiffed Jean Claude Van Damme does the splits so hard he falls back into time where he splits so hard that other men die.

American Ninja 4: The Annihilation - No, you don't need to see the other 3 to understand. White man Michael Dudikoff and his big black friend fight terrorists... who apparently employ ninjas. Super evil Ninja Terrorists.

3 Ninjas - because back in the early 90s, it was perfectly acceptable for the FBI to use pre-adolescent children to take down crime rings.

You're welcome.
 
Anyway, updates for movie night tonight:

we'll be watching the terrible triple: Food Fight, Sausage Party, and worse of all...

The Emoji Movie.

You all aren't ready for this, no matter how much alcohol you consume.

Prior to the terrible triple, the horrible titantic cartoons will be playing as well.
 
Winner winner chicken dinner.
 
The Emoji Movie was a miserable experience, fixed only by the fact I had Kiwi Farmers ripping it apart every step of the way.

Fuck this movie.
 
I have watched Foodfight. I have watched The Breen Quadrilogy. I have watched Ghostbusters '16... three times because of KFMN. I have seen so, so much shit...

...and yet none of it insulted my intelligence as much as the Emoji Movie. Not Birdemic. Not Samurai Cop. Not even that idiotic animated drug PSA with Alf and the muppet babies.

Fuck you, Sony.
 
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I have watched Foodfight. I have watched The Breen Quadrilogy. I have watched Ghostbusters '16... three times because of KFMN. I have seen so, so much shit...

...and yet none of it insulted my intelligence as much as the Emoji Movie. Not Birdemic. Not Samurai Cop. Not even that idiotic animated drug PSA with Alf and the muppet babies.

Fuck you, Sony.
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Took the words right out of my mouth.

Not even Sausage Party, a movie that broke Null, was that insulting. And that was nothing but Seth Rogan trying to out Foodfight Larry Karsnoff by inserting booze, weed and curse jokes. And yet, I liked a few parts of it. Not so much with Emoji.
 
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Took the words right out of my mouth.

Not even Sausage Party, a movie that broke Null, was that insulting. And that was nothing but Seth Rogan trying to out Foodfight Larry Karsnoff by inserting booze, weed and curse jokes. And yet, I liked a few parts of it. Not so much with Emoji.
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I mean at least Sausage Party didn't take itself as seriously as this movie. Seems like either the writers gave up after the first sentence or were high on LSD since nothing made sense at all.
 
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I mean at least Sausage Party didn't take itself as seriously as this movie. Seems like either the writers gave up after the first sentence or were high on LSD since nothing made sense at all.
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Yeah, you could tell amongst the crudeness and weed humor that no one writing were taking this shit seriously on Sausage Party (for better or worse).

Emoji was one of those cash grabs that couldn't tell if it wanted to be a straight-on shitty animated kids film. Or a cynical take on a children's film that just wound up being as shit as the sincere parts.
 
Since I couldn't be with you guys and missed out on the experience of Kiwis completely obliterating this piece of trash, I'm watching it right now... and I am constantly thinking to myself:
"There's movies where so many exciting things happen or are accomplished throughout the movie - for instance BTTF, where Marty cockblocks his father and makes him man the fuck up, invents the skateboard and rock'n'roll and does all sorts of crazy and entertaining stuff - and this movie is just so thoroughly uninspired and dull."

It's really obvious noone involved in this project had any kind of enthusiasm to make this movie have any impact whatsoever. It's just a really passionless run-by-the-numbers cashgrab that ticks off bullet points from a checklist of tired and clichéed tropes. The pop songs are just painful, too.

And I can't believe I'm saying this, but this movie would have been vastly improved if Whats-his-face, Dangerhair and that other guy had ended up in Revolution60 instead of that Dance app.

Edit: Wasn't done with the movie yet... just got to the part where they read the "Diamonds in the sky" e-mail. JFC... just... Fuck this movie.
 
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Any chance we could get Dr. Strangelove, or other nuclear war themed movies? Seems fitting considering Fatty's current hissy fit.
 
GUYS, I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU
International Gorillay (International Guerrillas), 1990.
"The Islamic world is in crisis with the publication of Salman Rushdie's Satanic Verses. Rushdie wants Pakistan, the stronghold of Islam, to fall. Determined to foil his plans are a trio of brothers who form a holy army to destroy Rushdie. Rushdie plans to drive the final nails into the coffin of Islam by opening a new chain of Casino's and Disco's spreading contemptable vice and debauchery."
 
So, do we have anything planned for tonight? Or are we just winging it?
EDIT: Also, we should do a two-moth long Spooks and Spergs Halloween countdown. Just do nothing but horror movies for all of September and October. Do a theme for each night as well, like:
Slasher Films (Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare on Elms Street)
Zombies (Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, ect)
Hillbillies (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, whatever terrible hillbilly horror films we can scrounge up)
Body Horror (The Fly, The Thing, Hellraiser)
Serial Killers (Silence of the Lambs, Se7en, the rejects from the slasher film night)
Demons (The Oman, The Exorcist, Event Horizon)
Ayyylmaos (Alien, Aliens, Predator, That movie where the aliens are killed by water)
 
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Randall Fragg said:
So, do we have anything planned for tonight? Or are we just winging it?
EDIT: Also, we should do a two-moth long Spooks and Spergs Halloween countdown. Just do nothing but horror movies for all of September and October. Do a theme for each night as well, like:
Slasher Films (Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare on Elms Street)
Zombies (Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, ect)
Hillbillies (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, whatever terrible hillbilly horror films we can scrounge up)
Body Horror (The Fly, The Thing, Hellraiser)
Serial Killers (Silence of the Lambs, Se7en, the rejects from the slasher film night)
Demons (The Oman, The Exorcist, Event Horizon)
Ayyylmaos (Alien, Aliens, Predator, That movie where the aliens are killed by water)
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I would like this.
 
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