New Lolcow?

[BananaFlyFace]

So, this is my first post, im new to this but I'll be Posting some stuff about this fag (Josh Helfgott) who does "breaking gay news". And he probably Lied about having two mothers as some public records mention a Kenneth Helfgott (whos born in 1950) and a woman as a relative.

Name: Joshua Matthew Helfgott
Birthday: 20th June 1989
Birthplace: New York
The phone numbers (631) 361-8709 (Verizon New York, Inc), (631) 979-6136 belong to his.
Previous Residences:
20080701-20090101 Smithtown, Suffolk, New York
3830 Vinton Avenue Apartment 307, Culver City, CA 90232

Main Address: 6 Berkley Pl, Smithtown, NY 11787, USA

Single Family, Attached Garage,
2 spaces Lot Size - 0.51 acres Parcel ID# 0803009000100015000
Last Sale Aug 2018 - Price $570,000 County: Suffolk County
FIPS: 361031349043028
School District: Smithtown
Possible connections via main address - Harold Nussbaum, Eric P Halber, Kenneth Helfgott, Matthew F Helfgott
Latitude, Longitude: 40.846115, -73.186265

EMAIL ADDRESSES joshuah2887@gmail.com cyclone4646@yahoo.com jhelfgott@aol.com radioactivejosh@yahoo.com

Family: has a Brother and two Moms Apparently (LOL)

Socials:
https://youtube.com/@JoshHelfgott

https://instagram.com/joshhelfgott?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

https://twitter.com/JoshHelfgott?t=pOWVdnvBpKGXraqczT2lYw&s=09

https://linktr.ee/joshhelfgott

Don't know if this helps but in my opinion hes a lolcow

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

No. Celebrate Pride Month by joining the 41%.

 

[The Cunting Death]

How about reading other OPs for starters on how to make a thread, second this faggot isn't interesting nor funny, so either find the funny or fuck off.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Automatic Failure
Opening Post 101

For the love of God, read this before quickly posting a thread around here.

 

[RACISM]

You must be 18 years old to use this website log off nigger.

 

[thebigjoel]

Reads like a Doxbin paste. Take the other kiwi's advice and read how to make an actually good OP. Best of luck.

 

[anliteralidiot]

what's the funny supposed to be

dude's like 70. I just feel bad for most dudes that age.

 

[Baguette Child]

We're not your personal army faggot, add something funny or fuck off

 

[Pee Cola]

Whilst I really want to call out the OP for being a niggerfaggot who is either trying to raise a PA or engage in gayops, I'm in a good mood today. As such, I'll help one of my less fortunate brothers out.

1. The subject line should include the alleged lolcow's real name, followed by their aliases and/or usernames. In this case, the subject like should look like this:
Joshua Matthew Helfgott / JoshHelfgott / joshuah2887 / cyclone4646 / radioactivejosh
Note the space between each slash.

2. Use the Private tags to hide the cow's dox from public searches, viz:

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

3. READ THESE FUCKING POSTS.
Automatic Failure
Opening Post 101
Yes I know the links are broken at the moment due to KF being forced into exile from the clearnet, but if you can figure out how to use Tor then you can figure out how to find the examples cited in the above posts.

As for whether or not Mr. Helfgott is a lolcow...

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

The only actual fun I could find here is that his name is literally HellFaggot. There is close to no video content, the twitter is just one among thousands of terminally online, troon-worshipping LGBTQ!P! timelines. The creature itself just looks like another dime-a-dozen perm-haired homos shitting up reality as well at the Internet at large.