Nerdshamer - Will die

[JustStopDude]

hellla gay i was just smoking a blutnt and now you buzz killed duuuude stfu

I don't think it's a good idea for you to be self medicating.

 

[NerdShamer]

I don't think it's a good idea for you to be self medicating.

How is it an bad idea if he gets an DWI in the process?

 

[JustStopDude]

How is it an bad idea if he gets an DWI in the process?

Does this guy even have a car?

Oh wait. California.

 

[NerdShamer]

Does this guy even have a car?

He regularly steals his father's car

 

[Begemot]

I made fun of autism since I was 10 or so

I am the cure to her and maybe she should be raped with hot cheetos....

Nah, nigga. You best believe my crew will put a stop to your obscene lusts with our black dicks.

No offense but even @Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 is a much funnier, comedic and a graduated film & literature schizo than this literal 10 years old simulator. Mfw the simulator itself kneels down and humble before Jesse Singal.

I miss that crazy Malay.

 

[JustStopDude]

He regularly steals his father's car

How do you two know each other?

I'm completely clueless and I'm trying to follow along. I find all of this fascinating.

 

[NerdShamer]

How do you two know each other?

I've made the completely factual claim that he was emasculated by a squirrel when he stuffed it down his pants to rape it in his bedroom. And now he hates me because now no guys on his block wants to fuck him.

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

Facts are not real.

The internet is just a bunch of random code.

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

That’s me that’s my name fr nigga

You will never find another job.

 

[Xev]

Can you stop double posting your aids all over this lovely forum.

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

Can you stop double posting your aids all over this lovely forum.

no go jack off to your lolicon

fucking script kiddie noobz

 

[Xev]

I don't watch cartoons. You really are an insufferable faggot aren't ya?

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

I don't watch cartoons. You really are an insufferable faggot aren't ya?

In your retarded world, yes.

I am done playing games with 4chan tards.

Go fuck off, inferior.

I've made the completely factual claim that he was emasculated by a squirrel when he stuffed it down his pants to rape it in his bedroom. And now he hates me because now no guys on his block wants to fuck him.

Why hasn't you been raped in your vagggina

 

[NerdShamer]

Can you stop double posting your aids all over this lovely forum.

Just DM Trombonista about it. Maybe she can overcome her love of merging posts to ask Null to put our favorite rodent-fucker on a longer timer for posting his bullshit

 

[cool4thcat]

This feels like the Random Text thread had a baby with the 623-36-4798 thread. Probably considered totally normal in spergatory though.

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no one else seems to know how to be fake anymore.

1488 go meet black people and admit they're ok

These are my favorite so far, I like "no one else seems to know how to fake anymore" especially in context

 

[Begemot]

I've made the completely factual claim that he was emasculated by a squirrel when he stuffed it down his pants to rape it in his bedroom. And now he hates me because now no guys on his block wants to fuck him.

Is that true, Jesse?

 

[NerdShamer]

Is that true, Jesse?

It's true simply because he's currently on the operating table to receive an new pair of cajones.

 

[Fetid Queef]

fucking script kiddie noobz

I haven't heard the term noobz since 2006

Fag.

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

@NerdShamer

sup cunt

get raped.

 

[r/oldpeoplefacebook]

@NerdShamer

sup cunt

get raped.

Is that the 404 image from youthink