Nerdshamer - Will die

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You will never get to review a Beefers burger. You have no time machine, and they no longer exist. All burgers that came after are just crude mockeries. A real connoisseur will detect such cheap imitations, not befouling their palettes with such loathsome mockeries of beef .

You will die alone; your parents saddened but relieved that no longer will they have to see their son wearing his "Griff's Fanatic" T-shirt. Your tombstone will read "Cuck of the Char-grilled"; millennia from now, scientists will examine your bones, discovering the corpse of one who solely subsisted off of chicken tendies.
 
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Cool people drink liquid death water mixed with cyanide. Losers drink rock star recover

Be a loser


Dude

Hella gay.
 
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You will never get to review a Beefers burger. You have no time machine, and they no longer exist. All burgers that came after are just crude mockeries. A real connoisseur will detect such cheap imitations, not befouling their palettes with such loathsome mockeries of beef .

You will die alone; your parents saddened but relieved that no longer will they have to see their son wearing his "Griff's Fanatic" T-shirt. Your tombstone will read "Cuck of the Char-grilled"; millennia from now, scientists will examine your bones, discovering the corpse of one who solely subsisted off of chicken tendies.
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Thanks for being incoherent and creative

It helps fix me
 
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