All the irony aside of posting on Resetera about mean moderators from other sites, it's strange how none of the mods are lecturing him about how an appeal should either be a moving show of contrition, or a convincing argument that the punishment was executed wrongly.
Not just elaborating what you did wrong in the first place.
Literally just reboot your modem, wipe reddit's cookies and use another email to sign up like with any other forum.
Also I've never had to make an account to get what i need from reddit, and i cannot imagine making one now.