NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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Reading this sentence actually made me laugh out loud. That's got to be prime random.txt material. I'm not going to shit on you for being into or relating to video games as an adult but if you can't properly articulate your parental relationships (even through allegory) because Nintendo hasn't released Super Mario: Mummy Issues, you're going to remain emotionally and culturally stunted your entire adult life.
He should definitely join the focus group for the next binding of isaac game.
 
No comments about Biden's age:
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No criticism of the fact that CAPCOM should make Chris Redfield canonically gay:
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No whatever this is: https://www.resetera.com/threads/this-22-year-old-lady-is-stuck-in-a-little-girls-body.527293/
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They really are Soyboys (becuase their never be real women). I love the Biden comment can't admit the man will be 80 years old next year and looks like shit. That's agism
 

This may be surprising, but most people on RetardEra are miserable. It’s strange how the right side of history is such a dark place.

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An autist is doing better than 95% of the forum. I guess being an actual retard is still better for your mental health than larping as one.
 

An autist is doing better than 95% of the forum. I guess being an actual retard is still better for your mental health than larping as one.
If autism is the only mental health issue he has, he's already more functional than 99% of those people. It's no surprise he's doing so well in comparison.
 
Of all the things to get militant over, this guy wants to murder politicians because they won't let him murder babies. It really paints a picture.
I know the only PTSD I ever got when murdering babies was when they took away my AK and made me stab them with pitchforks. It got way worse when they started arming the little fetuses with axes and shit.

That's when I retired and now I only get a half pension. Those fucking little axe-wielding babies.
 
I know the only PTSD I ever got when murdering babies was when they took away my AK and made me stab them with pitchforks. It got way worse when they started arming the little fetuses with axes and shit.

That's when I retired and now I only get a half pension. Those fucking little axe-wielding babies.
Baby War is hell. Thank you for your cervix.
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Deepwater seems to be forming an abortion militia;
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Deepnigga should team up with Nepenthe, the furry "tranny" and finally get some work done. They keep sitting on Resetera.com, owned by MOBA Network CEO, Björn Mannerqvist, talking about how they will kill American politicians. But I see no action.

What a lazy bunch these Resetera jannies and inmates are.
 

Restarea has already decided that Avatar 2 is "extremely racist" because ...I guess because a white man is writing about interracial families? I'm not sure but it did remind me of the discussion earlier about which of Camerons movies could have been racist

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I wish I knew what these people actually want, they clamor for this kind of thing to be included in media made by white men but then get mad *before that media even exists* because a white person actually included it, they then start spouting meme stuff that would be viewed as racist by anyone looking from the outside.

Larry (I know you are reading this, please an hero because it would make my casual browsing of resetera so much better) is in there desperately copy pasting takes from twitter trying to derail the thread after someone pointed out that Cameron actually adopted his kids friend and the story probably has roots in that lmao. Ofcourse it all just ends up being people fighting about how it compares to the MCU.
 
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In case you were wondering if RetardEra was still mad about Kyle Rittenhouse.

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If it happens, I hope RetardEra is still around so I can laugh at them again.
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Replace Kochs with Soros. The horseshoe theory in a nutshell.
 
Someone tell Neoxon that Ree is complaining about black representation in Asian media.

If you don’t like Magical Girl Harriet Tubman, you might be a racist.
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