Neocities

[Glad I couldn't help]

basic html/css

I think most 90's basic sites used HTML only, no CSS.

If you wanted a navibar, for instance, you used frames or tables.

 

[CIA Nigger]

(Shmorky?!) (Technically not on neocities anymore)

You're close, that's actually Lapfox Trax/Ren Queenston after the groping allegations ruined his career and dream of making it big in the electronic music scene.

 

[Keep Yourself Safe]

So, what do you guys think of it? I think it's a pretty cool site, especially for people like me that think social media is shit.

Genuinely hyped about this doggy, thinking about what I'm going to make my site about and looking forward to doing old school html stuff again.

 

[The Cunting Death]

http://homestarrunner.com/sbsite/

 

[Beta Faggot]

As I dig around some more, I might actually start gathering information for a Community Watch thread. It seems like the users don't really interact much with each other though, so I'm not sure how much ree-ing I'd be able to find, but some of the pages are just packed with :autism:

 

[Lackadaisy]

There's a terrible SJW-y JoJo page I saw that triggers the hell out of me.

 

[OneMillionRPM]

As I dig around some more, I might actually start gathering information for a Community Watch thread. It seems like the users don't really interact much with each other though, so I'm not sure how much ree-ing I'd be able to find, but some of the pages are just packed with :autism:

Sounds like a good idea. I've noticed a lot of these "compsci + myspace aesthetic + old internet/games/anime" trannies on the internet in the past several years, but the weird thing is that I've never seen anyone talk about them despite how many of them there are and how similar they are to one another. Might have to resort to finding their social media accounts to see how they interact with people, though.

 

[Wake me up]

the users don't really interact much with each other though, so I'm not sure how much ree-ing I'd be able to find

If you do enough reconaissance to start a thread, other people might continue from there and maybe find something juicy as they dig deeper or have some previous knowledge related to something you find. Or maybe it never happens but hey then at least you tried, right?

 

[Beta Faggot]

Neocities is a revival of the old Geocities service that allowed people to create their own webpage. The goal of the website is to "make the web fun again", which is a nice idea, but the entire userbase is infested by nostalgiatard tumblr rejects.

Notable Webpages/Users

A.N. Lucas (archive)
One of the most popular pages. Nothing too notable, except for the fact that she was exceptional enough to put her full name on the Internet. Gets referenced and linked to by many other pages, usually due to her graphics that she makes available for use. Also uses really ugly Geocities-era web design.

Gerhildt (archive)
25 year old nonbinary furry who has a patreon for an "alterhuman dating sim" and for her furry artwork. Mastodon and Deviantart user.

Spoiler

Princesstoots (archive)
Autistic weeaboo, Roblox fan, 90s and early 00s Nostalgiatard, uses Gaia Online in 2019. Her entire site is covered in shitty memes, so be prepared for that.

Heckscaper (archive)
Troon Furry Computer Enthusiast. Be sure to read the about section.

Spoiler

Moonview (archive)
Gay Autistic Fakeboi (uwu). Has some interesting links, including one to the CWCki. More ugly web design.

Genderdruid (archive)
Obviously a joke, but it looks like it had a lot of effort put into it.

There's obviously a lot more, and a lot of these sites have layers to them. Remember, if you find a site that you like/think is cool, a better place for non-lolcow Neocities discussion is the General Discussion Thread.

Here's the site directory. The "most popular" page doesn't change too much, but using the "recently edited" filter can help you find some gems. Browsing through tags also helps a lot when looking for tard cum, try tags like "lgbtq" or "furry" or whatever your favorite flavor of lolcow happens to be. Looking at user's profile pages can be helpful as well, as this is the main place where users interact and leave comments for each other.

 

[Beta Faggot]

I might edit/update the OP with more exceptional individuals in the future, but here's the thread.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

This could make a good community watch thread. If only KF existed in the late 90s.

Imagine all the cows we missed out on...

 

[MediocreMilt]

>Genderdruid
So if I was assigned cop at birth, but I troon out and leave the force when I'm 14, can I become genderdruid?

 

[break these cuffs]

This could make a good community watch thread. If only KF existed in the late 90s.

Imagine all the cows we missed out on...

Don't worry, Portal of Evil was there and we mocked them mercilessly.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Don't worry, Portal of Evil was there and we mocked them mercilessly.

Does this still exist in any form?

 

[CIA Nigger]

Heckscaper (archive)
Troon Furry Computer Enthusiast. Be sure to read the about section.

The thread is already lacking a lot of info about who Heckscaper is/was. Heckscaper was a furry musician known as Renard "Ren" Queenston or by his alias Lapfox Trax. He was holding packed shows at Anthrocon and whatnot and was on the rise due to his prominence in internet culture and his tendency to put out as many albums in a year as say Viper the Rapper or Grant MacDonald, before a sexual abuse scandal involving sleep groping and one of his exes undid that.

Neocities does have potential though considering how many cows use it, such as Aeromatic who has a thread here and like 14 threads over on /cow/.

 

[break these cuffs]

Does this still exist in any form?

I have no idea. By 2004-5 it was degrading into circlejerking retardation as all insular niche forums do and I stopped even reading it afer visiting less and less. I also thought it was getting pretty lefty and though I was a left leaning moderate at the time, that put me off too. I forget when Chet went work for Valve, but my guess is that is when it died. I'm sure all the greats have ED pages. JDR, Lord Rexington Fear, Matty Moulton has shown up on the Farms iirc, Jonah Falcon, Gonterman, the list goes on.

I miss JRR.

Spoiler: rip nigga

 

[dunbrine47]

This current year meets the late 90's aesthetic is quite something.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Neocities is epic.

 

[Not The Fucking CIA]

As I dig around some more, I might actually start gathering information for a Community Watch thread. It seems like the users don't really interact much with each other though, so I'm not sure how much ree-ing I'd be able to find, but some of the pages are just packed with :autism:

Sounds like a good idea. I've noticed a lot of these "compsci + myspace aesthetic + old internet/games/anime" trannies on the internet in the past several years, but the weird thing is that I've never seen anyone talk about them despite how many of them there are and how similar they are to one another. Might have to resort to finding their social media accounts to see how they interact with people, though.

Yeah, you guys are pretty much right: the platform doesn't really have much of a social aspect to it, besides commenting on site profiles, which in my search I really haven't seen much use of.

Another thing: there seems to be tons and tons of these sites with nothing more than an about page. "My kins/IDs/fursonas/whatever" and "Don't follow if you say faggot". What's the point of having the damn site if that's all you're going to use it for?

 

[Wake me up]

That genderdruid website is making fun of genderqueers, gamers and occultists in one glorious meme I wish I was of celtic heritage so I could suck the author's dick without wrongly appropriating his druidic heritage.

Portal of Evil

Never heard of Portal of Evil before. Can someone give an overview? Probably an early phpBB website?