Need I explain my sexuality???

[AnsemSoD1]

To be super straight is to only be attracted to other straight people, be they women or men. This is what makes me and you super straight.

 

[Vampirella]

LOL Kiwi farmers don't have sex.

 

[Islamic Jihad Rocket]

I thought your sexuality was Darkness.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

You are OP, and therefore you're as straight as Liberace and Elton John fellating each other.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Being super straight is staring at boobs while wearing a cape, which is tough since ogling is much riskier than usual when you've got heat vision.

There was a whole essay a science fiction author wrote for playboy about the problem superman would have boning so you know it's really a problem that the international community should address, google says it was called Man Of Steel Woman Of Kleenex. Here the author is:

Sci fi authors are freaks. Also that lady seems like she's probably made of pork and not kleenex.

 

[Feefee81093]

Straight pride

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I thought your sexuality was Darkness.

That does feel good when God isn't on my ass about it.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

The Super Straight meme was funny for a day and then it got taken over by gay reddit using retards who like to blow e-celebs cocks. The type of goobers who post those fucking "fed bois when they see me and my boog bros" memes.

 

[DankSmoker]

The Super Straight meme was funny for a day and then it got taken over by gay reddit using retards who like to blow e-celebs cocks. The type of goobers who post those fucking "fed bois when they see me and my boog bros" memes.

What are these ramblings and where can I gain such insight?

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

What are these ramblings and where can I gain such insight?

Start by going on reddit and searching "fed bois" and then cringe to death.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

LOL Kiwi farmers don't have sex.

No we just all get raped.