💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,416 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 838 20.2%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 887 21.4%
  • Total voters
    4,140
breadandcircuses said:
I don't follow speed running or anything... but I'm guessing that John Numbers isn't very good for his defeat of Cosmo to be such an upset?
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John Colors is a very good speedrunner, but the Mario Course they were "racing" on was not very difficult and Cosmo failed at wall jumping, a very common and easy technique, for 3 or 4 minutes or something. It was one of the first obstacles.
 
I noticed recently that the channel trailer video (aka the video you see when you click on a channel you're not subscribed to) for Narcissa's channel is this video:
Imagine this being the first thing you see when you stumble upon this channel. Worse yet, wondering what happened to that cool Wind Waker speedrunner from a couple years back, digging around, and then finding the new channel and this.
 
WarehouseKiwi said:
He's lashing out:

all these speedrunners trying to make ends meet through twitch subs and donations trying to lecture me with their financial advice
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There is no hope for Cosmo.
 
Shugo said:
John Colors is a very good speedrunner, but the Mario Course they were "racing" on was not very difficult and Cosmo failed at wall jumping, a very common and easy technique, for 3 or 4 minutes or something. It was one of the first obstacles.
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John Numbers is an amateur Smash player, not a speedrunner. He got in by winning a Best Buy contest like the seven other randoms. The other eight (like Cosmo) were invited. John is actually pretty good but he's just a boring Nintendo sperg who wants to play Smash in peace so he faded away pretty quick after the NWC. He streamed for a while but that's it.

Everyone knew the NWC was just a creative marketing tool and not a tournament to measure objective skill, so none of the contestants really profited.
 
Intelligent Calcium said:
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There is no hope for Cosmo.
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Is this how DSP will be once his channel crashes and burns? Narcissa's career is already over but I have a feeling they will share the same mindset that you should give them money for "being better than the rest" with next to no return to the people whom fall for it. Maybe they should get together and work out the grand scheme of begging their fans to support their lifestyle they can't pay for themselves anymore.

Thinking about it Narcissa & DSP have a lot in common. Scary.

Side note: Cosmo however doesn't. Pretty much a completely different person than these two cows. Possible multipersonality disorder?
 
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In her defense (for FL Studio, at least), there's an actual Twitch category for people who produce music to show off their creative process and let people sample their music. The difference is that you'll see a lot more music production and DJs than whining crypt keepers making ""high art.""
 
Her inability to use appropriate makeup for a pale complexion triggers me.
 
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