💊 Manosphere Mystery Man - SlutHate dumbass who couldn't leave well enough alone

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I did a reverse image search of my photo and found this thread.

From what it looks like MysteryMan has been trolling you nerds really FUCKING HARD. It's been good stuff. I had a laugh. The guy has my SlutHate/Lookism.NET personality mimicked perfectly and he could pretty much take my place if I died by this time tomorrow.

With that being said NOTHING in my picture was photoshopped you pathetic jealous idiots. Every basement-tier accusation you throw at me has a logical explanation based off the normal physicality of my face. Shit like "he fucked up his ear" or "he stretched his jaw" are vague, non-evidential accusations. No I didn't stretch anything cunt, that's just how my jaw is. No I didn't fuck up my ear cunt, that's just how my ear looks.

The "ICC Photoshop" in the EXIF data pretty much exists in every photo I upload on the net. Why? Because Photoshop is my default image viewer and I always export/save images out of instinct. Doesn't mean I photoshopped myself. I don't need to photoshop anything, I'm already a demi-god compared to you monkeys.


/end of the fucking thread.
 
VERTU said:
I did a reverse image search of my photo and found this thread.

From what it looks like MysteryMan has been trolling you nerds really FUCKING HARD. It's been good stuff. I had a laugh. The guy has my SlutHate/Lookism.NET personality mimicked perfectly and he could pretty much take my place if I died by this time tomorrow.

With that being said NOTHING in my picture was photoshopped you pathetic jealous idiots. Every basement-tier accusation you throw at me has a logical explanation based off the normal physicality of my face. Shit like "he fucked up his ear" or "he stretched his jaw" are vague, non-evidential accusations. No I didn't stretch anything cunt, that's just how my jaw is. No I didn't fuck up my ear cunt, that's just how my ear looks.

The "ICC Photoshop" in the EXIF data pretty much exists in every photo I upload on the net. Why? Because Photoshop is my default image viewer and I always export/save images out of instinct. Doesn't mean I photoshopped myself. I don't need to photoshop anything, I'm already a demi-god compared to you monkeys.


/end of the fucking thread.
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You cannot escape your true identity @MysteryMan
Socks are banned and only a subhuman like you will need to use one
Just lol your accounts will be merged
 
VERTU said:
I did a reverse image search of my photo and found this thread.

From what it looks like MysteryMan has been trolling you nerds really FUCKING HARD. It's been good stuff. I had a laugh. The guy has my SlutHate/Lookism.NET personality mimicked perfectly and he could pretty much take my place if I died by this time tomorrow.

With that being said NOTHING in my picture was photoshopped you pathetic jealous idiots. Every basement-tier accusation you throw at me has a logical explanation based off the normal physicality of my face. Shit like "he fucked up his ear" or "he stretched his jaw" are vague, non-evidential accusations. No I didn't stretch anything cunt, that's just how my jaw is. No I didn't fuck up my ear cunt, that's just how my ear looks.

The "ICC Photoshop" in the EXIF data pretty much exists in every photo I upload on the net. Why? Because Photoshop is my default image viewer and I always export/save images out of instinct. Doesn't mean I photoshopped myself. I don't need to photoshop anything, I'm already a demi-god compared to you monkeys.


/end of the fucking thread.
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We already said that you guys are pretty much interchangeable. You coming here was pointless if a facsimile was better than the true and honest version.
 
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Just wanted to lay down the hammer to you pathetic anime-freaks before I departed, forever.

I mean listen, I'm flattered there's 7 page discussions of my mug on random internet forums but the inaccurate accusations just had to be addressed.
 
VERTU said:
Just wanted to lay down the hammer to you pathetic anime-freaks before I departed, forever.
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Just lol you at you subhuman. You will be here forever.
We are more than happy to slay prime lulz from you though.
 
VERTU said:
I did a reverse image search of my photo and found this thread.

From what it looks like MysteryMan has been trolling you nerds really FUCKING HARD. It's been good stuff. I had a laugh. The guy has my SlutHate/Lookism.NET personality mimicked perfectly and he could pretty much take my place if I died by this time tomorrow.

With that being said NOTHING in my picture was photoshopped you pathetic jealous idiots. Every basement-tier accusation you throw at me has a logical explanation based off the normal physicality of my face. Shit like "he fucked up his ear" or "he stretched his jaw" are vague, non-evidential accusations. No I didn't stretch anything cunt, that's just how my jaw is. No I didn't fuck up my ear cunt, that's just how my ear looks.

The "ICC Photoshop" in the EXIF data pretty much exists in every photo I upload on the net. Why? Because Photoshop is my default image viewer and I always export/save images out of instinct. Doesn't mean I photoshopped myself. I don't need to photoshop anything, I'm already a demi-god compared to you monkeys.


/end of the fucking thread.
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Whatever you say, forehead boy.
 
He should have photoshopped himself with a better haircut.
 
VERTU said:
Just wanted to lay down the hammer to you pathetic anime-freaks before I departed, forever.

I mean listen, I'm flattered there's 7 page discussions of my mug on random internet forums but the inaccurate accusations just had to be addressed.
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And of course he totes didn't photoshop it. Despite all the numerous examples @cat and @Ass Manager 3000 have posted proof of.
 
So let's play a game called "What response did he expect/what response did he get?"

So, we have Vertu, who is totes a sockpuppet of MM......er, excuse me, totes different from MM. He has just dropped the bombshell that "LOLZ, MM TOTES TROLLED YOU BY PRETENDING TO BE ME!"

So, of these two responses, which response did he expect, and which response did he get?

a) ARGH! NOES! THOSE DIRTY SH'ERS TRICKED US! HOW FOOLISH WE WERE! DAMMIT!

b) Yawn....sockpuppet.....still a photoshopped pic, still ugly....
 
Frank Rizzo said:
So let's play a game called "What response did he expect/what response did he get?"

So, we have Vertu, who is totes a sockpuppet of MM......er, excuse me, totes different from MM. He has just dropped the bombshell that "LOLZ, MM TOTES TROLLED YOU BY PRETENDING TO BE ME!"

So, of these two responses, which response did he expect, and which response did he get?

a) ARGH! NOES! THOSE DIRTY SH'ERS TRICKED US! HOW FOOLISH WE WERE! DAMMIT!

b) Yawn....sockpuppet.....still a photoshopped pic, still ugly....
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Tbh, he should have taken the 8 minutes it took to listen to the wolf and create a sock to make a third sensible post.
 
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