my thoughts on keto - 8/31/2018

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I thought she was wearing make up again because she has a new love interest - her so-called ‘new friend’ she mentions now and then. She wants to be pretty for her. But she’s bedbound so it’s only on snapchat. She’s def not putting make up on for becky.
 
She's had plenty of opportunity to stay busy, though. First, she has the disposable income to get into any number of hobbies. Instead she buys journals and does nothing with them.

She was allowed to tag along to Density's nursing home job before getting officially hired. She quit.

She landed a "government" call center job where she was making good money relative to what she was doing. She quit because sitting around was too much work for her.

Going back even further, she had the opportunity to go to college while living with Casey/Cassidy, but she blew that off too. And there's nothing stopping her from going back to school now, or even take online courses.

Unless we're talking about selling Amber into the slave trade, there's no way to force her have "something to do". She clearly doesn't want to do anything.
But who would buy Amber. She cant work, eats tons of food, smells and is very irritating, she is worthless. Even if a chubby chaser wanted to keep her as a sex slave, he would need a dozen camels to transport her.
 
But who would buy Amber. She cant work, eats tons of food, smells and is very irritating, she is worthless. Even if a chubby chaser wanted to keep her as a sex slave, he would need a dozen camels to transport her.

Now that you mention it, I am trying to think what good she would be as a slave. As you point out, the maintenance costs are astronomical, even without repairs. She couldn't work the fields, picking just one ear of corn or something would floor her. She can't work in the kitchen, because she'd poison the house with salt. She can't be a nanny, unless you want your kids to develop her habits and ideas. Physical labor like digging wells, hauling generators, or building fences is out for obvious reasons. You couldn't give her an egghead task like accounting or taking inventory or anything because she is too scatterbrained. She couldn't assist the lady of the plantation in wardrobe or beauty unless there is a Wal-Mart nearby. I wouldn't trust her to feed the livestock, if Twinkie is an indicator.

Too useless even for slavery; that's pretty useless.
 
It should be a wake-up call for Amber that she's reached the point where walking is much more difficult than before. But it's a boiling frog type of scenario, she's gained and gained without any dramatic consequences, and she doesn't seem to realize it's going to get real soon.
 
You could make a shit load of soap out of her.

Gorl soap, too greasy to give you good skin.:P

It should be a wake-up call for Amber that she's reached the point where walking is much more difficult than before. But it's a boiling frog type of scenario, she's gained and gained without any dramatic consequences, and she doesn't seem to realize it's going to get real soon.
She is going to realize it until she can't gorge on orange chicken anymore.
 
It should be a wake-up call for Amber that she's reached the point where walking is much more difficult than before. But it's a boiling frog type of scenario, she's gained and gained without any dramatic consequences, and she doesn't seem to realize it's going to get real soon.
It should have been a wake up call when she got to 300 ellbees and I think becoming an orb that cant life independently is a dramatic consequence. Dont be fooled, you only see what she shows us and she is hiding her problems.
 
It should be a wake-up call for Amber that she's reached the point where walking is much more difficult than before. But it's a boiling frog type of scenario, she's gained and gained without any dramatic consequences, and she doesn't seem to realize it's going to get real soon.
It's a good thing she can wait 4 hours after waking up before she eats, since that's how long it will take Becky to pick up Cheesecake Factory takeout for her.
 
She’s eating all the time because she has nothing else to do. If she had a job or hobby, her mind would be too busy to think about food. People can get so caught up in their work they have to be reminded to eat. Everyone has a void to fill—some with work, family, dreams; some with food.

You do have a point but that applies to people with a healthy relationship with food. Al admitted she eats either out of boredom or habit which ties in perfectly with what @SAVE TWINKIE! said and what we all know:

our dainty queen is lazy. Her type of person , if given a chance to work for example, would half ass her duties bc she can't really stay focused on anything and putting in an effort is like a trigger word for her. She'd feel "bored" and tired again and will most certainly not stop thinking about how she hasn't eaten in an hour. She'd think "Oh, I feel so frustrated, I need brain food!" aaand she'd end up being that annoying co-worker who always munches on smth while complaining about the job.

Same goes for the hobbies, people around her (as dull as they are) still try to live their mundane lives while incorporating SOME form of entertainment - go somewhere (even if it's WM), play a board game, play on the PS etc. When they do they think about those and distract themselves, as you said.
And Al? For fuck's sake, Eric is celebrating his birthday and all she hears and thinks about is "OMG! Cheesekace Factory?!"

Just sayin', food really is life with her. I bet if she did write in those journals it would all be about food and her fee fees about it/bc of it.
 
This video was boring asf so titling it in such a way as to make the keto spergs sharpen their pitchforks is the only way she could hope to get people to sit through her talking about the same shit we've seen on her askfm/younow.

Why is her camera/phone always dying when she doesn't leave the house?

She wasn't sitting while making the chili you guys, she was sitting for the 20 mins while it marinated with each other, which is definitely not the same thing.

I don't think she actually knows when she's lying. These are from her Ask.fm about the chili video. She didn't even give herself the usual out when she's telling a lie as she specified she stood the whole time.

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Why is her camera/phone always dying when she doesn't leave the house?
Perhaps I'm stating the obvious but she habitually gets excuses in early; her filming equipment is always "dying" even when fully charged so she can claim it ran out of battery before she could film her meals/weigh-ins/exercise/not sitting in bed eating fast food all day. Kentucky is a backwater but I'm pretty sure car chargers and power banks have reached that part of the world gorl*. She assumes she's smarter that we are, or rather that we are even stupider than she is, and that any lie she tells will be believed. Solipsism is a hell of a drug

*unrelated but holy Jesus Christ she is so terrible/incompetent at her "job"
 
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Woo forewarning; drunk posting. When it comes to food etc I know alot. I was born type 2 diabetic, and I take insulin now. I'm overweight but jesus fuck not like this.

Keto is as a diet, that as I understand, to supply the body with quickly burned calories. IE; carbs tend to get slowly burned and stored. Fat and protein is rapidly used up in comparison. I got friends who swear by it and this is how they explained it. Are they right/wrong? Fuck if I know.

As far as I can determine, she could make minute changes in her diet and be healthy. This is unlikely to happen..she's like an alocholic. Despite the fact the booze/food makes them/her sick in the long run, the short term euphoria is all they care about. I'd guess she actually is sick alot from over eating/sodium/caloric intake. She just doesn't care because for a few hours she's full and feels great..then spends half a day sicker then hell. This is just an educated guess.

The fact she can't really do any thing on her own isn't a wake up call? Well. Let me tell you, if she isn't panic stricken now I'm guessing her neuropathy is fucking bad. I have some and it freaks me out and by most cases I'm not -all- that bad and I have it. I imagine she literally doesn't feel her feet and legs unless she tries to exercise because then it's compounding it. I walk with a permanent limp due to back surgery compounding my diabetic neuropathy...

This is all just horrifying. At least future generations can go 'Well I'm not the Hambeast'
 
Keto is as a diet, that as I understand, to supply the body with quickly burned calories. IE; carbs tend to get slowly burned and stored. Fat and protein is rapidly used up in comparison. I got friends who swear by it and this is how they explained it. Are they right/wrong? Fuck if I know.

It's the other way around. Carbs and sugars give (almost) instant energy. It's the reason why athletes are fed mostly carbs before a competition/game, and why kids get hyper after eating candy.
 
It's the other way around. Carbs and sugars give (almost) instant energy. It's the reason why athletes are fed mostly carbs before a competition/game, and why kids get hyper after eating candy.
Well, the fact I even got in the ball park to me is impressive given I was drunk. But I thought in dieting you trained the body with keto to use up the protein and fats quickly and not store them? Eh well. Keto never made much sense to me as a unique special fad diet. It's largely been around as the caveman diet for decades. Just eat meat and little else in that diet.
 
The idea behind the keto diet is to keep the body's glycogen stores depleted so the body is forced to instead use stored fat for energy. I don't know if it's healthy and it doesn't sound sustainable to me, but that's literally what 'keto' (ketogenesis) means
 
The idea behind the keto diet is to keep the body's glycogen stores depleted so the body is forced to instead use stored fat for energy. I don't know if it's healthy and it doesn't sound sustainable to me, but that's literally what 'keto' (ketogenesis) means
Like any diet it depends on your lifestyle, current health, health goals, and what a doctor has to say about it. :powerlevel: Keto has worked well for me, but that doesn't mean it would be beneficial for everyone. Chantal recently tried OMAD (and failed right away), and should AL try that she'll fail, too. They'll fail at every single diet, because the deathfats on the farms don't want to be healthy. They want praise for how they are now, they want maximum praise for minimal efforts. On top of that they dive into all of their short-lived diets head first, doing a microscopic speck of research at best, then expect immediate results. Put that on repeat for multiple years and you get a solid number of viewers who like a good train wreck.

TL;DR - The type of diet doesn't matter when there's zero intention of sticking to it in the first place.
 
The idea behind the keto diet is to keep the body's glycogen stores depleted so the body is forced to instead use stored fat for energy. I don't know if it's healthy and it doesn't sound sustainable to me, but that's literally what 'keto' (ketogenesis) means
Before industrial sugar and processed plant based food everyone was on Keto lol.
 
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