My phone call to Chris

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So, I rang Chris up at 61 Branchland. Blorb answers sounded tired and confused and I politely ask to speak to Christine. She asks if I mean Christian and I say 'yes' and she's reluctant to put him on the phone at first but I convince her I'm attempting to buy a custom medallion.

"Y..yes this is Chris?" He sounds timid and unsure of himself.

"Hi, I'm interested in purchasing one of your custom-made medallions. I noticed you made one in the image of Adolph Hitler and I was wondering if you'd do other celebrities too?" I do my best to sound fancy and professional, like a legitimate connoisseur of art.

"Uhh.. uh well.. I guess so"

"Could you do me a medallion of... BOB. YOUR DEAD DAD! ZOMBIE BOB WITH MAGGOTS IN HIS EYES AND FLESH ROTTING AND SLOUGHING OFF HIS FACE AHAHAHA YOU'RE FAT YOU'RE FAT YOU'RE NOT A REAL WOMAN!" I scream into the earpiece and I laugh but I try to make it a real mean hurtful-sounding laugh.

"W..what???" he sounds like he's about to cry.

"JULAY JULAY JUUUULAAAAAY" I scream. "I'M BATMAN I'M BATMAN"

He'd already hung up and I don't think he heard me saying I was batman but he definitely heard the first few Julays.

I didn't record this so you'll just have to take my word for it.
 
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So, I rang Chris up at 61 Branchland. Blorb answers sounded tired and confused and I politely ask to speak to Christine. She asks if I mean Christian and I say 'yes' and she's reluctant to put him on the phone at first but I convince her I'm attempting to buy a custom medallion.

"Y..yes this is Chris?" He sounds timid and unsure of himself.

"Hi, I'm interested in purchasing one of your custom-made medallions. I noticed you made one in the image of Adolph Hitler and I was wondering if you'd do other celebrities too?" I do my best to sound fancy and professional, like a legitimate connoisseur of art.

"Uhh.. uh well.. I guess so"

"Could you do me a medallion of... BOB. YOUR DEAD DAD! ZOMBIE BOB WITH MAGGOTS IN HIS EYES AND FLESH ROTTING AND SLOUGHING OFF HIS FACE AHAHAHA YOU'RE FAT YOU'RE FAT YOU'RE NOT A REAL WOMAN!" I scream into the earpiece and I laugh but I try to make it a real mean hurtful-sounding laugh.

"W..what???" he sounds like he's about to cry.

"JULAY JULAY JUUUULAAAAAY" I scream. "I'M BATMAN I'M BATMAN"

He'd already hung up and I don't think he heard me saying I was batman but he definitely heard the first few Julays.

I didn't record this so you'll just have to take my word for it.
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4/10 needs a scary, scary female reporter from a news publication that you refuse to name.
 
You didn't call him Ian Brandon Anderson?

not good enough. F--

SEE ME AFTER CLASS
 
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