My heat doesn’t work. - Can you heat me?

[JethroTullamore]

I had them out here to fix it, and they though they did. But I discovered a few hours later after returning from the bar that they didn’t.

“They” being an HVAC company of course.

Can you guys, like, heat me?

The liquor will wear off when I wake up…..so that doesn’t count.

 

[Justtocheck]

Take a drink sticker. Heat yourself up bro!

 

[Breadbassket]

I suggest investing in large quantities of blankets.

 

[Command Prompt Disabled]

Just make a bonfire, worst thing that can happen is house burns down.

Serious note, wear multiple layers of clothing.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I don't know much about that sort of thing, but look into how to check your pilot light. I've had mine fail a few times and it's an easy fix.

 

[keytar]

Do squats and jumping jacks too keep you warm until you're too tired to care that it's cold. Works for me

 

[Catler]

Get a big blanket and find someone to snuggle up with, alternatively, drink more.

 

[Rozzy]

Snuggle up with @Catler.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Here you go feller. Stay warm.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

You'll just have to imagine the fire.

 

[OrionBalls]

Had this happen in winter when our power went out. Mr. Heater and a good sleeping bag saved me.

And for the joke response: "Did you forget to bleed the radiators? You know you have to do that at least three times a season!"-My Mom

 

[Schwarzwald]

Have you considered a decent space heater in the meantime?

They're massive fire hazards, but if you have it in a safe place, monitor it, and don't fall asleep with it on, they can really be nice in a pinch.

 

[1988 prick]

get a water bottle
fill it with hot water
cover yourself in a blanket
tuck yourself with the hot water bottle
finally stay tucked and cozy

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

idle your car in the garage and leave it on all night. it should produce enough warmth to heat the entire house

 

[Ric Flair Woooo]

A good propane heater. Or kerosene heater. Just remember to crack a window near it..

 

[Boss Hawg]

You'll just have to imagine the fire.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wc5qr5v0BZk

Fireball is some Satanic potion. Me and some high school friends drank that shit back in the day, one of the worst nights of my life.

 

[JethroTullamore]

idle your car in the garage and leave it on all night. it should produce enough warmth to heat the entire house

You really think I can afford a house with a garage?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Fun fact, some people who freeze to death end up taking off their clothes because they think they are too hot. Its known as paradoxical undressing.