My dog got caught in a mouse trap

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My rottweiler sleeps in the garage so a few minutes ago I let him in completely forgetting I put a few mouse traps in there. The dog is still fairly young and hasn't been fixed, so his testicles are the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped shut right on his nuts. He's pretty mad right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my four year old approach it from the front and distract the dog while I sneak up from behind and club him with a tire iron. Does anyone have a better idea?
 
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