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- Jan 4, 2021
There is only one request: Tell me your best good boy stories.
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That would depend on which nation he lives in.Are you gonna cook him?
He had no balls. What kind of irresponsible pet owner do you take me for?eat his balls
He's tree food, now. But, hypothetically, the walnuts next year will be well fertilized.Are you gonna cook him?
Oof. All the hugs my fellow flightless fruit.Greens liked his morning spoons. The alarms went off, and suddenly foot dog became spoon dog, and then there was fifteen more minutes of warm spoons. Still don't know what his breed is. He and his seeing eye brother wandered up to the house at eight weeks old (we get a lot of dump dogs out here, especially if they're "bastard puppies"), covered in ticks, and marched right into the house, like they owned the place. No one claimed them, and so they became ours. Beans is currently confused. I don't think they've ever spent time away from each other, except at the kennel when they had adjoining cells and even then, they still went out for playtime together. He was always blind, from the time I met him. But I've never known a dog to more confidently walk directly into a door than this guy. He was so sure of himself. Damn, this really sucks.
My dachshund despises niggers and faggots. She bsrks at them. She also howls at sirens no matter the time. My old dog ate most of the furniture in my house when he was a puppy. He would whine if you went into the shower because he couldn't see you through the curtain, so he would pop his head in and calm down. My mom's other dog is afraid of trash bags, and once ate my mom's seafood plate because he's a big dog and she left it in a low table.
And, and my dachshund barks at the rain, at tree branches, and chases flies.
I'm sorry my kiwi friend...