First deal with the wasps. They are making you look beta by setting up shop in your car. They are easy to deal with. Only retards get dicked down by faggot bees.
Next make sure the car has enough of the correct fuel. The easiest way to do this is open the fuel cap, shake the car, and listen to hear liquid slosh around. Picture a bear trying to get the snacks you left in the car. Shake it like that. Then to make sure its the right fuel take a few good inhales of the fuel tank. Keep huffing until youre sure its the right fuel. Side note, If you want a cool nickname at work go fuel up a work vehicle with diesel instead of gasoline then drive until the car dies. People will start calling you diesel.
Make sure battery has power. The easiest way to do this is to touch a piece of metal to the positive and negative terminals at the same time. If it sparks you're good to go.
Take the spark plugs out of the engine but keep them attached to the leads. Get a friend to turn the key and watch for an arc. If there isn't one clean the spark plugs. If there still isn't one then replace the spark plugs. If there still isn't one then replace the leads. If you don't want to buy new spark plugs and don't give a shit then scrape any crud off and bend the metal to make the gap smaller
Check the air intake and tubing for defects. Check the airfilter isn't gunked up. If it is then buy a new one. If you're cheap then go to a service station and use the air compressor to clean it. It's the one that people use for inflating tires.
If it still won't start then remove the air filter and spray engine starter into the air intake hole while a friend tries to start it. If you don't want to buy engine starter and don't care about your car then spray deodorant works. I've also used a few drops of nail polish remover before and that worked.
