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MY BIG BOOBS GOT ME BOOTED OFF FLIGHT!!!
An Instagram model says she was booted from a flight because of her 22-pound boobs ... and now she's threatening a lawsuit.

The Canadian model, who goes by Mary Magdalene on social media, says she was kicked off a recent flight from Canada to Dallas for looking "too explicit."

MM says she got the heave-ho shortly after being seated, on a $5,000 ticket no less, and says she's not buying the reason given by the airline crew ... that she was booted for wearing headphones and ignoring instructions from the flight attendant.

Instead, the model claims she was kicked off the plane because her boobs were too big for her top ... and now she's crying discrimination and calling the whole experience disgusting and dehumanizing.

In a selfie posted from the plane, the model is wearing a sports bra and has earphones in ... but she says it's obvious which is the bigger foul.

The model says she finally made it to America on a later flight, but she's still got beef with the airline and society ... saying discrimination against "enhanced bodies" is very common.

MM, who has dropped six figures on a wide array of plastic surgeries in her life, says she is going to sue.

 

[Red Hood]

"Tiger Four, aim for the fuel nacelles."

"This is Tiger Four, eyes on target. Engaging."

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I didn’t realize she was still alive. I always assumed the pictures of her were prior to a horribly botched surgery which is why she was so swollen up and disfigured.

 

[Far Queue]

I think it was less the big boobs that got her kicked off, but the massive cunt of an owner they're attached to.

Fucking hell, what a fucking horror show she is. Frankly uncomfortable to look at. The only people more deranged are whatever weirdos find this in any way attractive and pay her for it.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

MM, who has dropped six figures on a wide array of plastic surgeries in her life

She would be better off buying a paper bag to put over her head. Huge implants and tattoos I can understand, but face stuff always looks terrible.

 

[Dysnomia]

So ho with beach balls inserted into her tits refused to remove her headphones and listen to flight instructions. So now she's suing because she claims it's her boobies that triggered everyone?

Way to attention whore you duck billed twat. I bet those hideous tattooed flesh globes were terrifying the other passengers anyway.

 

[Ashen One]

The images weren't loading for me and I should have left it at that rather than reloading the page. My kingdom for a Horrifying rating!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

"Enhanced bodies"

I don't know if replacing your breasts with airbags is an enhancement.

 

[Bonesjones]

I'd hate to see the mess when the low air pressure busts those.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

what the actual fuck no

 

[Cantercoin]

All this header needs is something along the lines of "I GOT FUCKED IN THE AIRPORT SECURITY OFFICE" to make it a porno title

 

[Bonedome]

I'm not gay so I'd never say boobs are too big but those are definitely too fake.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We need to bring back the word "baggage" because that's what she is.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

*external screaming*

We need to stop giving body mods to mentally ill people.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Where's the game warden? There's some creature on the loose and it some how managed to make its way into an airplane.

 

[round robin]

*external screaming*

We need to stop giving body mods to mentally ill people.

Or we just need to start locking up people with body mods in institutions. We'll probably get it right most of the time.

 

[Kheapathic]

A "model"? Do you specialize in the botched surgery aesthetic?

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

I'm not gay so I'd never say boobs are too big but those are definitely too fake.

Bro those tits are definitely too big.

As a certified straight man, let me explain the formula. The circumference of my palm times the height of the woman, plus one cup size for every 50 pounds the woman is over 200.

 

[Happy Fish]

lmfao
How terrible and intolerant.

 

[That Chris Guy]

Her lips are easily the worst part of the whole thing. I mean, she would still look like a disproportionate ogroid if they were normal, but they're so prominent you'd think they were modeling her to look like a cheap blow-up doll.