My batteries died!

[Alex Hogendorp]

What should I do with them?

 

[jershs compensation beard]

Take out the ones in the smoke alarm and put the dead ones in the smoke alarm. It's how we used to live back in the dark ages.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Throw them into the ocean.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

bury them so that a battery tree may grow

 

[Vernerus]

Throw them into the ocean.

Don't forget to give lakes and ponds some love as well.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Put them in the microwave and make your own firework show.

 

[DankSmoker]

Smash them and put it in recycling, like aluminum cans.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Cut them open and use the liquid that comes our as anal lubricant.