My balls itch. What do I do? - Help.

[Finger Pistols]

Title.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Troon out.

 

[Absolutego]

I suggest some talcum powder and a good scratch

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

First, make sure you have witnesses. Then, scratch your balls very openly. Make sure to smell your fingers after, while they're watching.

 

[Moths]

If you touch a man's balls that makes you gay

Recruit a female to scratch your balls

 

[Finger Pistols]

If you touch a man's balls that makes you gay

Recruit a female to scratch your balls

Are you suggesting hiring a hooker or rizzing up a woman?

 

[Moths]

Are you suggesting hiring a hooker or rizzing up a woman?

Depends on the urgency of the itch

Rizzing a woman is a better long-term investment for ball scratching

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

possible options
scratch them
wash them
trim the hair on them less
trim the hair on them more