My armpit is killing me.

[Cyclonus]

It's got a gun pressed against my forehead and it's whispering "Just give me an excuse, bitch". Well not really, but it hurts like a motherfucker. Why is this happening to me? Why?

 

[Dysnomia]

Were you using crutches recently?

 

[Cyclonus]

No crutches, no.

 

[Dysnomia]

I know that the armpit is a site where you can get major nerve damage from repeated pressure. You might want to get it checked out if it doesn't stop hurting.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Heartburn.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Just take it off lol

 

[Pee Cola]

Try applying some arm pit cream.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Lots of lymph nodes in the arm pit area. You may have some non specific infection. If it persists see a Dr.

Or, have you been making those arm pit fart noises? That would do it too.

 

[milk]

You may have a cyst, poke around for any hard objects in there. It can cause painful inflammations. None-the-less go see a doc.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

What kind of degenerate amhole have you created?

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Try applying some arm pit cream.

I was going to recommend juice, but when you're dealing with arm pit cream "(No juice)" is the standard.