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The majority of all creative output is shit. Just look at my post history but no please don't.Meh, shit movies have been making bank since the dawn of cinema.
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The majority of all creative output is shit. Just look at my post history but no please don't.Meh, shit movies have been making bank since the dawn of cinema.
I read that they're not putting Mushu or singing into the movie because in the animated one, both things offended people in China and caused it to be thrown out of theaters early over there. That they're going to try and stay true to the source material with this one. Gotta get them Chinabux.
So when can we expect live action remakes of The Rescuers? Or Moana?Hell no. Lion King and Maleficent 2 are set for later this year, then Lady and the Tramp (on Disney+), then Mulan and Cruella (in similar vein to Maleficent), and they just pushed Little Mermaid into production. They aren't even close to being finished.
This is like the inverse of Aladdin and B&B. While those two were frame by frame remakes that added basically nothing to the story, this seems like almost an entirely different movie that only shares the Mulan title because brand recognition
Benis and the ButtholeWhat is B&B? I looked it up on google and still can’t figure it out.
beauty and the beastWhat is B&B? I looked it up on google and still can’t figure it out.
it's not much of a stretch, is it?I've never heard that insult before, and spit out my drink with laughter, sir.
This song is so legendary Jackie Motherfuckin' Chan sang this song in two languages.
This is the only "Live Action Mulan" I ever needed.This song is so legendary Jackie Motherfuckin' Chan sang this song in two languages.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d6IYt2qMj1Ahttps://youtube.com/watch?v=5SLJJc8siyU
Okay it's because China's got a fuckton of different languages and dialects but this is still badass.
I don't understand why they are pandering to the Chinese market with a movie about Chinese people when, if the the success of big fantastical action movies is anything to go by (like Jurassic World, Warcraft, and infamously Transformers) the Chinese market tends to gravitate towards films that don't have many Chinese people in them; they don't put much emphasis on the human aspect at all, really.
The story of Hua Mulan is a folklore in the form of a verse; there is no history.Unpopular opinion: If they make it a more true to history version of the Hua Mulan story I will totally go see it. I don't see Disney doing that though.