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souschef said:
What happened? Usually the fries are the only thing you cook that doesn't look like cenobite cuisine

Those look awful
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As a Bong, it looks like he's got takeaway (takeout) fish and chips. I can see salt and liquid staining the paper that I'm guessing are lashings of vinegar.

Don't knock it until you've tried it, that pic made me hungry.

@Mound Dweller - Is vinegar a vegetable?
 
Johnny Dipp said:
As a Bong, it looks like he's got takeaway (takeout) fish and chips. I can see salt and liquid staining the paper that I'm guessing are lashings of vinegar.

Don't knock it until you've tried it, that pic made me hungry.

@Mound Dweller - Is vinegar a vegetable?
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are chips a vegetable? theyre made of potatoes after all
 
souschef said:
What happened?
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It's VOOOTING day m8, so because I didn't feel like cooking myself I grabbed some fish and chips on the way back.
WhatInTheActualFuck said:
They look Ike frozen fries that have been in the freezer a little too long and started to dry out in the bag via sublimation to me, lol.
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You need your eyes checking then m8 because those potato CHIPS were freshly fried :eli2:
Johnny Dipp said:
@Mound Dweller - Is vinegar a vegetable?
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It's made out of apples you dolt :eli3:
 
Hello Mound, you have been for years destroying your body with fried food and raw meats, depriving your body of the vitamins necessary for a healthy life.
To survive and become a healthy growing boy you must, eat your vegetables. Make your choice. 🥗
 
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AMHOLIO said:
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I don't know if it will be featured since I can only request, so I shall put this here. Please suggest delicious veggies and fruits to mound dweller before he dies of scurvy. :heart-full:
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@Mound Dweller I must commiserate with your struggles. Veggies are truly a terrifying thing, those haters are ruthless in their torturous ways.
The only veggies worth pondering are potatoes, onions, garlic, mushrooms, and perhaps beans. Oh, and tomatoes but only if they are used on pizza. Everything else is cattle fodder!
Perhaps a little cheeky nibble on a carrot once or twice a year won't hurt though...
 
long waters said:
@Mound Dweller I must commiserate with your struggles. Veggies are truly a terrifying thing, those haters are ruthless in their torturous ways.
The only veggies worth pondering are potatoes, onions, garlic, mushrooms, and perhaps beans. Oh, and tomatoes but only if they are used on pizza. Everything else is cattle fodder!
Perhaps a little cheeky nibble on a carrot once or twice a year won't hurt though...
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Hating veg? Not on my watch bish

You vill eat ze vegetables
You vill have a balanced diet
You vill enjoy the perks of a healthy gut flora
You vill enjoy properly metabolizing nutrients and protein
 
Broccoli is so goddamn delicious, I'd eat it every single day tbh.
Can they grow a green thing on their rainy foggy shit'ole? Maybe
we aren't being sensitive to their environmental struggles.
 
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