@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[McKennai]

That shouldn't be too horrifying as mixed up things go (would probably go well for pizza as well):

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I love the sleepy cat-dragon bread

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

There is no curse in Gaelic, Brythonic, or the tongues of mutts for this treachery.

You’ve never had zucchini bread? A shame, it’s pretty good. It’s like banana bread but better.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Oh..... so Moundy cannot eat his veggies....

Come on big guy, heeeeeeeeere comes the airplaneeeee....

 

[poopshoes]

Sorry I'm not reading this whole thread but this retard doesn't even like a nice salad? A baked potato and broccolini with a succulent steak? I mean I see the pink triangle so I don't even need to ask but there is something wrong with this ding dong, eat your veggies nigger it's good for you. Black beans are also great and subtle in texture/taste but are great in a quesadilla I'm a meat eating motherfucker and I always keep them on hand.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Here Mound Deweller, even you can't fuck this up:

 

[Begemot]

Here Mound Deweller, even you can't fuck this up:

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Don't listen to this evil TERF, @Mound Dweller. Deep fry this shit in tallow fat and add bacon to it on top of a Yorkshire pudding.

 

[souschef]

Here Mound Deweller, even you can't fuck this up:

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I like to steam or blanch mine then stir fry them in olive oil with a bit of paprika

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Ontologically impossible

Spoiler: Contente Anglois

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The fact that you use the first piece of the bread shows you're an obvious degenerate. You can't even make a grilled cheese right, nigga.

 

[Begemot]

What's the best vegan food you could recommend?

Not to be argumentative or anything like that. I'm guessing from your username you actually know what you are talking about. (and also the more we talk about vegetables the more we will be bothering the cullinary terrorist that this thread is dedicated to)

A lot of food from the subcontinent is quite delicious, the 'vegan' stigma isn't a thing in that culture.

 

[The Lurky 1]

 

[stares at error messages]

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I don't know if it will be featured since I can only request, so I shall put this here. Please suggest delicious veggies and fruits to mound dweller before he dies of scurvy.

Vegetables are what food eat. Not food.

 

[indomitable snowman]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zmc-Itvv-ok

Fun fact, the jingle was written by Marty O'Donnell (composer for Halo 1 through Reach)

 

[stares at error messages]

You cat licks and your vegetable activism.

 

[Begemot]

You cat licks and your vegetable activism.

Bow down to mother Gaia, chud.

 

[souschef]