@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[GaryGray]

Found his next meal.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Found his next meal.
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If you swapped bananas for plantains then it wouldn't be that bad

 

[The Lurky 1]

If you swapped bananas for plantains then it wouldn't be that bad

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[NoodleFucker3000]

>drinking coke

Ew.

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

This is the tortelloni you should have had in honor of the reinstatement of your pink triangle of shame:

 

[dontwantagoudatime24]

Here it is jellied eels from london

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

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Poles are the mexicans of Europe

 

[Wodanaz]

https://x.com/FootyScran

 

[Lie Eater]

I thought mound dweller had a suspicious interest in cheese...

 

[SNEED.EXE]

@Mound Dweller Can you make two yum yums in honor of Big Lee?

May your spaghetti sticks forever be a bit crunchy.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

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May your spaghetti sticks forever be a bit crunchy.

Nigga they're supposed to be boiled to al dente

 

[McKennai]

Nigga they're supposed to be boiled to al dente

Always go Fully Soft for true Pasta.

 

[The Lurky 1]

Always go Fully Soft for true Pasta.

Break it in half too.

 

[SteinserGate]

Sauce? Does cheese count?
boil.mp4
plop.mp4
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Is that tortellini with zero butter and cheese?
>COCA COLA DETECTED
Trve aryan gigachad meal, continue winning saar. I kneel.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

@Mound Dweller, dawwwwckxxxxxsssed your Asian extended famiry lol

 

[Mound Dweller]

@Mound Dweller, dawwwwckxxxxxsssed your Asian extended famiry lol
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Nice try ayy lawg, but if you think my family shares my culinary values you're wrong again!
Lets see some True and Honest Mummy Dweller made dinner for comparison:

Notice, if you will, how all the life is boiled out of it.

 

[clara red bottoms]

British food and indian streets look the same

 

[The Lurky 1]

boiled out of it.

#realbritishfood

 

[souschef]

Nice try ayy lawg, but if you think my family shares my culinary values you're wrong again!
Lets see some True and Honest Mummy Dweller made dinner for comparison:
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Notice, if you will, how all the life is boiled out of it.

Very creative, i see you went for the autopsy after car accident aesthetics

 

[long waters]

Nice try ayy lawg, but if you think my family shares my culinary values you're wrong again!
Lets see some True and Honest Mummy Dweller made dinner for comparison:
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Notice, if you will, how all the life is boiled out of it.

I'm so hungy rn I could devour this