Morgellons Disease Fearmongering - Bullshit Disease Supposedly Caused by GMOs, Chemtrails, etc.

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These people are fucking nuts. I knew a few. They'd pick at themselves, little threads from their sleeves and such would heal into the resulting scabs (a bandaid might have helped there), then they see the threads as "proof" of an infestation so they tear off the scabs and repeat the viciously retarded cycle. Also I've heard nanobots as a culprit.

These are the types I'd love to sell that anti-chemtrail spray to.
 
These people are fucking nuts. I knew a few. They'd pick at themselves, little threads from their sleeves and such would heal into the resulting scabs (a bandaid might have helped there), then they see the threads as "proof" of an infestation so they tear off the scabs and repeat the viciously retarded cycle. Also I've heard nanobots as a culprit.

These are the types I'd love to sell that anti-chemtrail spray to.
most of them would see through you because they believe that household white vinegar does the job of 'chembusting'. They put it in spray bottles, aim towards clouds they don't think look right, and then spritz a few times at it, forgetting that vinegar is heavier than air and that acetic acid is just that: an acid.
 
Joni Mitchell, the 70's singer, thinks she has Morgellon's. Or maybe it's "chronic Lyme disease," another 100% bullshit "syndrome" that people love to claim they have so they can climb onboard the :tugboat:
Joni Mitchell is a stupid bitch anyway, so I'm not surprised.
 
Wasn't this the "disease" that some of those shady pop-ups would warn people about and how so many were infected and didn't even know it? I was genuinely creeped out until I started recognizing the actual disease images they were using to pass it off as legit/get gullible clicks.

I haven't heard of the nanomachines being the cause, though.
 
I hate to necro this but someone I know irl has eczema right now and has been looking at their skin under a microscope and trying to show me "fibers" in their scabs.

they think it's a fungus though, which is a step up from this- but I'm hoping they don't find this shit in any of their skin-related googling because then I'm going to have to argue someone back out of Loonville.
 
These people are fucking nuts. I knew a few. They'd pick at themselves, little threads from their sleeves and such would heal into the resulting scabs (a bandaid might have helped there), then they see the threads as "proof" of an infestation so they tear off the scabs and repeat the viciously retarded cycle. Also I've heard nanobots as a culprit.

These are the types I'd love to sell that anti-chemtrail spray to.
Yes, I know someone who believes they suffer from morgellons.
The "fibers" they find in their sores come from things like blankets and clothing. They wouldn't be in their skin if they didn't have open wounds for the fibers to stick to and heal into. Yet they believe this is proof of morgellons.
The nanobots theory is one I've heard a lot about. What I've heard is the belief that the government is dropping them on people through chemtrails, in order to infect the population.
It's crazy. I wish I had so little to worry about in life that I could waste the countless hours they do, stressing about things that aren't actually even happening.
 
Morgellons is just a manifestation of delusional parasitosis. Most people self-diagnosed with Morgellons will point to weird-looking skin lesions with fibers "growing" out of them, when it's really just another skin condition with some stray threads from their clothing that collected there. The best are the people who claim it's an NWO Masonic reptilian Bilderberg Illuminati conspiracy, a result of fluoride in the water, and other associated batshittery. Morgellons is just another in the massive web of crackpot conspiracy theories, and someone who believes in its existence is liable to believe in many others.

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F for my nigga Dees. I actually regret not buying his book colletions when I had Trumpbux.

That being said, I remember hearing a lot about this like in the 00s and nobody could ever agree as to what it was. Did anyone ever figure it out or is it still nebulous like "Gulf War syndrome"?
 
People who believe in chemtrails are too terminally retarded to argue with. Spraying a chemical weapon into the stratosphere is a horribly inefficient way to spread it.
 
It’s probably a combo of some genuine skin rash causing thing like dermatitis to start it, or mites, mixed with delusional parasitosis. Someone gets a rash, the fibres in their clothes or environment stick to it and they get sucked into the morgellons community. Keep scratching, rash intensifies, more stuff sticks to it. Freak out, repeat.
Dust in houses is a combo of mainly skin cells and clothing fibres these days.
 
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