Moleman's Epic Rap Battles

[DrChristianTroy]

Yeah because Google Image Search and having mommy do the voices is crazy difficult production.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I'm going to show my age here, but here's a classic rap for moley.

Spoiler: All the white guys say: Fuck Navarro fuck fuck navarro

 

[José Mourinho]

http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wiki...thas_Menethil_(Moleman's_Epic_Rap_Battles_22)

Moleman's 22nd rap battle is out. According to him, it's full five times the length of the average ERB.

Let me give you some interesting parts from it:

• Announcer: •
THRALL'S BALLS! IT'S APPEARING THAT, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE,

WE'VE HAD AN MC QUIT AND BAIL AND UP AND LEAVE, AND THAT'S A FIRST!

SIEGGY'S SOUL IT SEEMS IS SAVED, BUT STILL HIS RAPPING CRED HE FORFEITS,

SO BY DEFAULT, VICTORY TODAY MUST GO INSTEAD TO–

• Siegfried Schtauffen, Champion of Soul Calibur: •

With a conscience clear as crystal, I inform you that I'm back;

Hilt of heavens in my hands, but hella–hard on the attack!

• Nightmare: •

RETURNED TO PUT YOUR INNER–DEVIL DOWN? I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY;

MAN, I'll– *SLASH* –AARRUUURRBLURRBLAAHGH!

Ganon: DIE!

• Announcer: •
OOOH MAN, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW, SIEGGY!

JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL HE WAKES IN SEVEN YEARS; IT WON'T BE PRETTY!


*Record scratch*

• Siegfried: •

Wait, wait, seven years?

All that buildup and he's just gonna sleep there for seven years before doing anything?!


• Announcer: •

WELL, YEAH, WHY NOT?


• Siegfried: •

Why not?! Give me one good reason why he would.


• Announcer: •

WELL, UUUUMM… CRAP. THIS MIGHT BE A PROBLEM…

…

……

………

…OKAY, OKAY, HOLD ON! I'VE FOUND SOMEONE WHO CAN FILL IN!


*Sirens*

CHALLENGER APPROACHING! A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED!

*Sirens*

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

So, basically, Gabe's ERB's are all about entertaining himself, not any particular audience.

 

[Arctic]

So, basically, Gabe's ERB's are all about entertaining himself, not any particular audience.

That's Gaben's work in a nutshell.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

ERB's work because they're a short, humorous videos. They're disposable entertainment. Why in the blue hell would you think making one five times longer is a good idea?

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

It's weird, I've seen his Jim Dale vs. Michael Rosen video before I even got to know who Moleman is, and even though the sentence mixing wasn't the best, I liked it. Probably because he uniquely used sentence mixing to mimic Dirty Potter audiobooks and Michael Rosen YTPs rather than rap himself. I still can't believe it was actually him.

 

[José Mourinho]

Moleman's next rap battle is leaked, but not the full version.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Thinking Gay-pen's Epic Rap Battles isn't normal

But on every drug known to man, you could make something better, for christ sake.

 

[José Mourinho]

Apparently it reached a point that there's a fan-made version of Moleman's rap battles. That's right, a fanmake of a fanmake.

http://molemans-epic-rap-battles.wi.../Legion_of_Follow-ups_battle_1._Ben_vs_Aang_2

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Apparently it reached a point that there's a fan-made version of Moleman's rap battles. That's right, a fanmake of a fanmake.

http://molemans-epic-rap-battles.wi.../Legion_of_Follow-ups_battle_1._Ben_vs_Aang_2

You might as well just directly make it a fan tribute to original ERB, but these are apt because they keep in spirit to Moleman's rap battles.
Jesus, all that text. Tim B^Uckley would be proud.

 

[BT 075]

I hope @Moleman9000 comes back from retirement. He's still such a faggot and people should make fun of him more.

Nigga deserves to be stickied.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Hey @Moleman9000 I got some suggestions for you.
The Postal Dude vs The Hatred Guy.
Trevor Philips vs Nico Bellic
Jace Connors vs Tyce Andrews
Christian Weston Chandler vs Ahuviya Harel
The God Emperor of Mankind vs Big Brother.

 

[José Mourinho]

Dr. Meme

17 minutes ago
Dr. Meme: @ Moleman9000, you should make a rap battle of alan pardew vs moleman

 

[CatFace]

OT but holy crap I forgot how much I love &/or hate Judge Judy. Anyone else picture her when listening to 'Dr.' Laura?

Moleman made something decent? If I didn't blow out my eardrums I might have actually liked that. It's so close to being on beat. Take note that ERB makes it so the yelling of the title doesn't immediately make everyone rip their headphones off and need to restart the video set to a lower volume.

Oops, was that cyberbullying?

 

[CatParty]

@Moleman9000 why do you shout in the videos? it cyberbullies my ears

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I may be alone in thinking this, but this one actually isn't that bad.

 

[Splendid]

I've gotta disagree with OP. These are all too long and some of them are painfully spergy, but they're not really that badly written. They're not good, but they're not horrible or anything.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I doubt he'd want to participate, but Moleman vs a Kiwi Farms rap champion in a live rap battle would be epic.

 

[CatParty]

I'm positive that if @Moleman9000 could defeat us in a rap battle, all his content on this site would be removed