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Throw punches. Throw headbutts. Throw chairs. Throw whatever you want, but don’t be a fucking pussy and throw an oblique kick, especially to someone who cannot retaliate. I didn’t have much respect for Cumshot to begin with, but I have zero now. A really shitty cheap shot. I’m sure the forced Muslim audience loved it.

During an amateur bout, I got oblique kicked. It was my third or forth fight so we had equipment on. I thought it was just a tap. Finished the fight (lost) without any issue. A week later, I noticed it had become kind of painful to walk. Long story short, that gay little kick caused cumulative joint trauma. I still deal with issues in that knee to this day.

In circumstances like the face off when your feet are planted, it doesn’t take much force at all to totally fuck the knee up. Your weight is on that knee. My personal bias aside, I hate these fucking kicks, inside or outside of fights. I’d much rather see legal soccer kicks and grounded knees, honestly.
 
Looney Troons said:
Throw punches. Throw headbutts. Throw chairs. Throw whatever you want, but don’t be a fucking pussy and throw an oblique kick, especially to someone who cannot retaliate. I didn’t have much respect for Cumshot to begin with, but I have zero now. A really shitty cheap shot. I’m sure the forced Muslim audience loved it.

During an amateur bout, I got oblique kicked. It was my third or forth fight so we had equipment on. I thought it was just a tap. Finished the fight (lost) without any issue. A week later, I noticed it had become kind of painful to walk. Long story short, that gay little kick caused cumulative joint trauma. I still deal with issues in that knee to this day.

In circumstances like the face off when your feet are planted, it doesn’t take much force at all to totally fuck the knee up. Your weight is on that knee. My personal bias aside, I hate these fucking kicks, inside or outside of fights. I’d much rather see legal soccer kicks and grounded knees, honestly.
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We can tell that Khamzat knows about that permanent motorcycle injury too.
 
Looney Troons said:
. I’m sure the forced Muslim audience loved it.
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I have mainly seen it in instagram comments where they say cumshot "won the press conference". How much is Dana being analed by the saudi's (who fund fundementalist islam that these fighters believe in) to allow this? Sean arguably makes more money for the org in the long term but I guess Dana likes get rich quick schemes. This event also proves that muslim fighters are the biggest, cowardly whimps. Always trying to get the upper hamd via any means then acting they won fair and square. What a retarded spoiled child.

Also do remember Ramzan Kadyrov got his position via killing his dad, Akhmat, in a false flag bombing. Akhmat betrayed his people by siding with Putin during the 2nd Chechen war and backstabbing Basayev, Khattab etc by destroying the chechen caliphate republic whatever the fuck existed after the first war when Dudayev was forced out.
 
All this fucking drama to what is about to be the most boring 25 minutes of the year.

Here, I'm gonna spoil the fight.

The second the fight starts Chimaev is going to shoot his double leg (shocker), he is going to turn the corner with his chain wrestling and bring Strickland down.

Strickland won't try to scramble like DDP did, he is going to turtle, give his back to khamzat and grab the wrists. he always, ALWAYS does that when taken down, then, against the fence, he will work out to get up, slowly.

Khamzat is going to shift weight and mat return. He won't try to go for submissions because most likely Strickland will have a wizard or a wrist, and Khazmzat never, EVER, went for anything that wasn't a rear naked or a brabo choke,so forget trying losing control position going for a arm or a leg. Chimaev is a great wrestler but not that impressive of a finisher, and turtles like Sean don't get submited.

You can be Charles Oliveira, if the guy grab your wrists and tuck his chin, you can stay there all day long, you won't get the choke.

Rinse and repeat this for 3 rounds or when Chimaev gases, and he will gas, those double legs and shift weights mat returns demand a lot of power. Then Strickland may do his jabs and teeps, and who knows, he might even get frisky and go for a 1-2, point being, Sean can't bring himself for a finisher when pressed for time, he is stuck in that muscle memory of his, for better or for worse.

Chimaev may get tagged, and he will try to swing like he did in Usman fight, and while people say he has power, the only two times I've seen Khamzat strike with legit fighters, Burns and Usman, he looked like shit.

But if things get hard,Chimaev will shoot and wet blanket. Final bell rings, the crowd booos.

And that will be it, all this shit for yet another wrestlefuck session.
 
I agree. Everyone else, including fucking Jeremy Stephens who missed weight, allowed the scale to settle. Cumshot did the Khabib and bounced on the scale. I really think they should make individuals in championship bouts go back-to-back. If Strickland came on first, Chimaev should be expected to follow immediately after.

I’ve seen different angles of the scale but this shit is so bogus, man.
 
I’m sending all my power to Hyperboria, pleading for Yakub to grant Strickland the strength and White Boy Rage™️ necessary to fuck up this shitskin inbred pedo-worshipper.
It’ll be a hard fight, but we can’t lose hope.
Either way, I’d bet money that win or lose Cumshot’s team will start jumping people after the fight because they are very honorable and peaceful Muslims and that’s just what they do.
 
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Khamzat's kick and missing weight? I have all the excuses in the world now. Strickland becomes the Greatest of All Time, of all time, if he wins against overweight monster with a bum leg, btw.
 
Kurohige said:
like that Khabib moment
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Exactly what I was thinking. They need to get rid of the pageantry and get some digital scales already. The only reason they still utilize those old things is for bullshit like this.

Khalil Rountree said the original plan was for Chimaev to face Jiri for the vacant LHW belt, but the plan got swapped at the “last minute”. Arman also said that Chimaev had to lose something like 45-46 lbs to make weight for this fight.
 
If Sean slimes out an overweight Cumshot who went for a dirty shot at the face-off we’ll have no choice but to crown him the King of White People.
I’m manifesting it, it’ll happen trust me bro.
 
I appreciate Josh Hokit for picking fights with Alex and Ilia at the presser. You can't have a hero story without a villain and he's the only guy trying to be entertaining at the presser now. I can't recall a single good presser from 2024 and 2025 so I really don't get people who are mad Hokit talked trash to their favorite fighter. We need need as much drama as we can get because the alternative is just dull.
 
Miragestallio said:
I appreciate Josh Hokit for picking fights with Alex and Ilia at the presser. You can't have a hero story without a villain and he's the only guy trying to be entertaining at the presser now. I can't recall a single good presser from 2024 and 2025 so I really don't get people who are mad Hokit talked trash to their favorite fighter. We need need as much drama as we can get because the alternative is just dull.
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He has as much personality as AI trained AI sloppa, and also brown. A random Dagestani from PFL has more originality and personality than he ever will be.
Good enough for Americans I guess since their culture has been already dead.
 
Bolo_the_Second said:
All this fucking drama to what is about to be the most boring 25 minutes of the year.

Here, I'm gonna spoil the fight.

The second the fight starts Chimaev is going to shoot his double leg (shocker), he is going to turn the corner with his chain wrestling and bring Strickland down.

Strickland won't try to scramble like DDP did, he is going to turtle, give his back to khamzat and grab the wrists. he always, ALWAYS does that when taken down, then, against the fence, he will work out to get up, slowly.

Khamzat is going to shift weight and mat return. He won't try to go for submissions because most likely Strickland will have a wizard or a wrist, and Khazmzat never, EVER, went for anything that wasn't a rear naked or a brabo choke,so forget trying losing control position going for a arm or a leg. Chimaev is a great wrestler but not that impressive of a finisher, and turtles like Sean don't get submited.

You can be Charles Oliveira, if the guy grab your wrists and tuck his chin, you can stay there all day long, you won't get the choke.

Rinse and repeat this for 3 rounds or when Chimaev gases, and he will gas, those double legs and shift weights mat returns demand a lot of power. Then Strickland may do his jabs and teeps, and who knows, he might even get frisky and go for a 1-2, point being, Sean can't bring himself for a finisher when pressed for time, he is stuck in that muscle memory of his, for better or for worse.

Chimaev may get tagged, and he will try to swing like he did in Usman fight, and while people say he has power, the only two times I've seen Khamzat strike with legit fighters, Burns and Usman, he looked like shit.

But if things get hard,Chimaev will shoot and wet blanket. Final bell rings, the crowd booos.

And that will be it, all this shit for yet another wrestlefuck session.
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It's why for all the bullshit talk, the missed weight drama etc - just do not care about this one. It would requre either a rd1 finish by Khamzat or Khamzat doing an Abus like dropoff in gas tank to be interesting.

The co main between Van and Taira should be pretty damn good though.
 
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