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Towelheads starting out the card with a robbery. Thank God we don't have a Muslim in the main event. Khamzat winning a boring decision would be a hilarious outcome though.
Ridiculous fucking robbery. What the fuck was that. Great fight but that's actually maddening
Bbbbbut he got a takedown in the first. Clear 30-27 bro.
 
Ridiculous fucking robbery. What the fuck was that. Great fight but that's actually maddening
Tried again with Rebecki Orolbai. If one guy is on the verge of going out and then comes back to hit the other a bit, you don’t give him points for heart.
 
Khamzat made Bobby Knuckles look like a fish and tap like Conor.

I thought the illness and drama would take something out of Khamzat. Looks like I thought wrong.

Smash everybody. Kill everybody. Allah Fubar.

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Topuira just fucking DELETED Max Holloway in R3. The new king of FW.
 
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I did something really stupid and gambled with my heart instead of being logical. Lost quite a bit of money, but it’s whatever. I gamba because I can afford to. What we lost today will never be replaced, that’s the legend of Max’s chin. Fuck, this event hurt.
 
Chimaev straight up squeezed a guys jaw so hard that it broke in half. These muzzie wrestlefuckers are next level.

You can do all the tippy-tappy clever striking you want but they just shoot an awkward double and work it so suddenly some part of you is being bent in the wrong direction that leaves you with a career changing injury.
 
Chimaev straight up squeezed a guys jaw so hard that it broke in half. These muzzie wrestlefuckers are next level.
No. He broke his teeth with an elbow which happens all of the time. So Whittaker tapped to the face crank immediately because his teeth were already smashed in. When Perry fought Rockhold in BKFC he did the same thing with a couple of straight punched to Rockhold's teeth.
 
No. He broke his teeth with an elbow which happens all of the time. So Whittaker tapped to the face crank immediately because his teeth were already smashed in. When Perry fought Rockhold in BKFC he did the same thing with a couple of straight punched to Rockhold's teeth.

Not to start a whole thing but Chimaeav said he felt a "click" from the jaw break when he locked on the hold. This may be a bit of bravado but there is one angle in the replays where it looks like something gives way when he is squeezing.
 
Not to start a whole thing but Chimaeav said he felt a "click" from the jaw break when he locked on the hold. This may be a bit of bravado but there is one angle in the replays where it looks like something gives way when he is squeezing.
Of course he felt a click. Whittaker's jaw was already broken so squeezing on it is going to make it slide around more. This happens in MMA, MT, or bareknuckle because the gloves are small enough to cause small hits and in sports where elbows or knees are allowed. MVP in Bellator literally kneed a guy's skull into fragments. Whittaker got his teeth punched in (or elbowed most likely) then Chimaev starts cranking on the same spot so he taps immediately. If he somehow survived it would have been stopped by his corner or the ref once they saw his teeth and jaw anyways.
 
Belal Muhammed is out of UFC 310 due to a toe infection. UFC has approached Alex Pereria to fight Anakalaev
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if alex takes this fight, i'll be a potanfag for life. i'll dickride this man until the day i die. he singlehandedly saves PPV cards from crumbling
 
“I’ma be active.”

Wish I would have had a parlay on that statement, lol. Has it been announced why as of yet? Assume injury, but I honestly wouldn’t want a piece of Shavkat as my first defense either.

Edit: “bone infection”
 
“I’ma be active.”

Wish I would have had a parlay on that statement, lol. Has it been announced why as of yet? Assume injury, but I honestly wouldn’t want a piece of Shavkat as my first defense either.

Edit: “bone infection”
the possibility of alex winning against crotchsniffer is an idea a man could dream of


you will see me do the poatan dance

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I'm surprised Dana hasn't already declared an interim title fight between Shavkat Rahkmanov and Jack Della Maddalena.

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LOL. Dana's gonna make sure Khamzat gets the next title fight.
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I'm surprised Dana hasn't already declared an interim title fight between Shavkat Rahkmanov and Jack Della Maddalena.
Depends on Della. He's been sick with an infection since the fight with Burns in March, and the surgery/drugs haven't done their job last I checked (been months) and went and infected the bone in his arm, which is why he's sort of vanished and wasn't on the Australia card with DDP and Izzy. Don't know what state he is in now regarding being fight ready.
 
JDM, last I heard, was out til Feb or March of next year. Sucks because dude had built up so much momentum

Edit: I think the 12-6 elbow and grounding rules both die today. Let there be blood!
 
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I'm surprised Dana hasn't already declared an interim title fight between Shavkat Rahkmanov and Jack Della Maddalena.

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LOL. Dana's gonna make sure Khamzat gets the next title fight.
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Tbf I'm more interested in watching DDP fight Chimaev than Strickland or Adesanya. Chimaev vs. Adesanya could be interesting, but I suspect that he'd do to Strickland what he did to Whittaker.
JDM, last I heard, was out til Feb or March of next year. Sucks because dude had built up so much momentum

Edit: I think the 12-6 elbow and grounding rules both die today. Let there be blood!
12–6 is a bit of a meme obviously, but the grounded opponent rule change could be big. Hopefully they'll extend it to exclude anything other than the torso at some point.
 
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