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dick brain said:
Grab his dick and twist it?
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Unfortunately the rules lawyers have explicitly banned the ol' dick twist:
11. Groin attacks of any kind:
Any attack to the groin area including, striking, grabbing, pinching or twisting is illegal.
It should be clear that groin attacks are the same for men and women.
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It's like they hate fun or something.
 
UFC 307. Pick'em.

Alex Pereira (-480) vs. Khalil Rountree Jr. (+360)
Raquel Pennington (-165) vs. Julianna Pena (+140)
Mario Bautista (-140) vs. Jose Aldo (+120)
Kayla Harrison (-1200) vs. Ketlen Vieira (+750)
Kevin Holland (-155) vs. Roman Dolidze (+130)
 
Megatardingo said:
Eye grab then. Pop it out, twist it and pop it back in, that'll mess his depth perception.
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2. Eye gouging of any kind:
Eye gouging by means of fingers, chin, or elbow is illegal. Legal strikes or punches that
contact the fighter's eye socket are not eye gouging and shall be considered legal
attacks.
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Probably also violates #9 (outstretched fingers towards opponents face/eyes), and possibly #23 (unsportsmanlike conduct that causes an injury to opponent.

I'm telling you man the fun police basically ruined MMA every way imaginable.
 
East_Clintwood said:
Probably also violates #9 (outstretched fingers towards opponents face/eyes), and possibly #23 (unsportsmanlike conduct that causes an injury to opponent.

I'm telling you man the fun police basically ruined MMA every way imaginable.
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Are oil checks still legal?
 
East_Clintwood said:
Cain Velasquez has pleaded No Contest to his attempted murder and various assault charges, stemming from his failed attempt to Gary Plauche the dude he claims sexually assaulted his kid.
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How to turn your kid‘s PTSD into a cPTSD.

You just know there was something dark in this guy that had maybe even kind of hoped his son would get molested so he could chimp out.
Being unhealthily preoccupied with exactly this kind of revenge fantasy is a really common narcissistic trait.

Doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with people here saying „I would’ve done the same“. I believe most of you would - god forbid this ever happens to any of us - actually do the right thing in that situation and support our kid as good as we can, instead of doing whatever this shit was supposed to be.
It was definitely not in the best interest of his boy. Early childhood sexual abuse and now dad‘s in jail - victims nearly universally feel guilt for what happened to them - and now dad’s not only in jail but it also feels like it’s his fault dad‘s in jail - this kid‘s lifetime likelihood for suicide and deadly OD just jumped by a five digit percentage.

And then this retard misses his shot.
 
Looney Troons said:
What an awesome fight, man. I had zero expectations and figured it’d be a squash match. Jesus Christ, that ruled.
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Khalil came in with the camp of his life and looked really good. Probably too a lifetime beating at the end. He's inconsistent unfortunately but I think if you put him in against the top guys he will do extremely well. Seems to have gotten much better until he breaks down and reverts.
 
TheHarbinger said:
That was career altering damage. Looked like a broken orbital bone. And significant cuts on his face. And his nose also looked like it had been broken in camp due to the scarring. He basically gassed himself out swinging at air for twenty minutes. Then took the beating of his life.
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Slimy Time said:
Khalil came in with the camp of his life and looked really good. Probably too a lifetime beating at the end. He's inconsistent unfortunately but I think if you put him in against the top guys he will do extremely well. Seems to have gotten much better until he breaks down and reverts.
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Looney Troons said:
Khalil definitely beats Jamahal
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considering he wakes up from 300, he might have a fighting chance
trent said:
Pennington got absolutely robbed. Pena took her down twice and did fuck all else for the rest of the fight.

Neither of them were great but a champ losing on points to someone who did nothing for most of the fight is ridiculous. It's like the judges flipped a coin.
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aldo would like to have a word with you
 
If I were a fighter and saw Sal D’amato and Chris Lee as part of the judging assignment for my fight, I am absolutely rushing in there to try to knock someone out or get myself killed. I would much rather get put on my ass than leave the results of my fight up to either one of those tards.
 
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