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Osama Bin Laden said:
black and gold would’ve been cool but i think blue is stupid
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WEC cage was the best, yellow and black looks like some nigger or britbong cage rage type bush league shit. Do you faggots even train UFC?

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Honk Hill said:
britbong cage rage
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That reminds me of an all time great Cage Rage moment from way back in the day - James McSweeney vs Robert Paczkow. A britbong kickboxer turned MMA fighter vs a fat polish sumo wrestler. McSweeney comes out to the most gutter trash hype package and ends up being smother choked by the sumo. A smother choke for those unaware is when a fighter is so disgustingly fat that the belly covers the mouth and nose in a grappling situation, thus forcing a tap...you don't see this anywhere but low level heavyweight fights.
 
Slimy Time said:
That reminds me of an all time great Cage Rage moment from way back in the day - James McSweeney vs Robert Paczkow. A britbong kickboxer turned MMA fighter vs a fat polish sumo wrestler. McSweeney comes out to the most gutter trash hype package and ends up being smother choked by the sumo. A smother choke for those unaware is when a fighter is so disgustingly fat that the belly covers the mouth and nose in a grappling situation, thus forcing a tap...you don't see this anywhere but low level heavyweight fights.
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I have seen them in some regional promotions with fat slobs.

My fave submission of all time is the chin to eye socket from full mount or even in guard from the vale tudo days.
 
OHMUHFUCKING GAAWWWDD Seagul is inserting himself to the MMA scene AGAIN. Someone please end him with a simple leg kick or something, that's more than enough to kill this slop guzzling morbidly obese fraud with a wig.

R.I.P Pereira, you're cursed, and congrats Hill for the belt.

 
Anyone notice that everyone who isn't betting money is choosing Max to win? MMA Eceleb commentators are all circle jerking over it and one fat pig even said Gaethje has no power.
As a member of The Church of Gaycheese, I'm offended and await a brutal heem so they can all make cope videos and pretend they never really thought Max could win.
Also nothing's worse than a fight where I like both fighters tremendously and the rest of their career will be determined by the outcome.
 
I hope Bobby Green gets paid twice for committing a murder while simultaneously providing ASL commentary for the hearing impaired.
 
Booby Jones said:
Anyone notice that everyone who isn't betting money is choosing Max to win? MMA Eceleb commentators are all circle jerking over it and one fat pig even said Gaethje has no power.
As a member of The Church of Gaycheese, I'm offended and await a brutal heem so they can all make cope videos and pretend they never really thought Max could win.
Also nothing's worse than a fight where I like both fighters tremendously and the rest of their career will be determined by the outcome.
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Max walked into the building with a Gear 5 Luffy hoodie.

He's gonna try to use the power of the Sun God and anime to take the meme belt from Gaejthe.
 
Coming off the shoulder injury, I thought Jiri's biggest problem would have been physical. I didn't expect him to be carrying massive brain damage back into the cage as well. Glad he finally realized that Rakic doesn't like getting hit.
 
Sad to see Charles lose. I really liked his story and spirit during his run, and I doubt we're going to see another one. This was his last chance to stay within 1 fight of a title shot, if not being next, from my perspective.

After tonight, things are gonna get mixed up and Islam now has at least 1 more viable contender than Poirier to fight when he comes back. I don't think Arman took too much damage to fight in that time span, but I guess we'll see.

I hope Charles' career ends gracefully, not sadly.
 
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