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UFC heavyweight champion Jon Jones has been summoned to court following allegations he verbally threatened to kill a female anti-doping officer in Albuquerque.

The incident is alleged to have taken place at Jones' home on 30 March and was reported to the police on Friday.

In a police department report seen by the BBC, the complainant said Jones was intoxicated, threatened to kill her and took her phone after he was asked to give a urine sample in the presence of two anti-doping officers.

In response, Jones posted a video on Instagram which he says shows both drugs test officers "leaving my home after the testing session, where we exchanged a high five and a hug".

The athlete, who accused one of the testers of breaching standard protocols and health insurance laws, added: "Although I was frustrated with the unprofessionalism and used profanity out of frustration it ended friendly and amicably, nothing threatening at all."
Lol. LMAO even
 
Jon "Negro" Jones. Of course the woman beater started something with the smaller woman. His excuse was retarded - look at this 10 second video of me hi-fiving this woman as she leaves, also she was really unprofessional. Doubt anything happens since the UFC changed organisation from USADA to some mickey mouse Kansas doping agency that seems to be a "yeah you give us the rules and we will fit to you". All the people look extra juiced.
 
Jon Jones vs the very concept of a testing agency has to be the best storyline in MMA history.
 
Another mediocre card, but at least the main event was fun. Some awful judging, though. Someone scored Hernandez-Jackson 30-27, and another one gave Charriere three rounds (although I still thought he edged it).
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Jon Jones vs the very concept of a testing agency has to be the best storyline in MMA history.
Jon "picogram" jones vs USADA
Gooby vs the very concept of grappling
Dogfucker vs not being cringe
Boring russkie muslim sheepfuckers vs underweight cans
The entire female league vs the very concept of being entertaining
Name more iconic mmgay fights
 
Name more iconic mmgay fights

Jon vs the cop car like Street Fighter 2 bonus stage.
Jon vs his wife, in a no holds barred "what happens in vegas stays in vegas" powerslap trial with his kids in his corner.
War Machine vs the degenerate porn industry.
Joe Rogan vs weed induced CTE
Izzy and Dan Hooker vs Pornhub over furfag revenue.

Damn I miss the days when Pride was the best MMA promotion and not a term for faggots/troons.

If Alex loses to this ghetto nigger on the weekend I think I'm done with the sport.
 
I've got this awful feeling Alex and Charles will lose. but I always feel like they'll lose.
they're my two faves in the UFC and I genuinely don't think I've had faith they'd win any of their fights

I'm glad they finally gave max floral shorts. finally someone deserving of custom shorts instead of some faggot like Bryce Mitchell.
the venom kits suck so much ass, I miss the days when fighters wore whatever they liked: Chuck the iceman wouldn't be half as iconic if they didn't let him wear his electric blue shorts.
but that's besides the point. I hope 300 doesn't suck
 
what are your picks for saturday, casuals
Alex
Weili
Gaethje (safe but heart for Max)
Charles (heart pick)
Blow Nickal
Jiri
Kattar
Harrison (piss and refreshment refill break)
Yusuff
Turner (feels like a lock)
Rodriguez
Miller (would pick Bobby if not for the completely criminal refereeing of his last Ko)
Figgy (high likelihood of being shit)
 
Thing about 300 is the top 2 fights (the actual title fights) are not that interesting. Hill seems like a athletic power striker who is messy but ok for mma, who has fought exactly 2 good fighters who were well past their prime (Santos, Teixeira) going against a good kickboxer who can’t wrestle.

Two Chinese ladies are between one who has really focused on her wrestling and is very physical, vs a woman who got destroyed by Carla Esparza. Boy I wonder how that would go.

This needed something like Volk Topuria at the top as the final fight of the night.
 
what are your picks for saturday, casuals
You like watching people get fucked for free?

Figgy - sub/decision.
Jim Miller inside the distance.
Third World Lesbian fight - dont care, likely air punching boring decison.
Moicano. The basketballer will probs win if Renato doesn't take him down.
Lopes - Inside the distance.
Elderly Lesbo fight. Kayla by gnp or boring decision.
Aljo, likely boring decision.
Jiri - leaning sub.
Bo - But hoping Cody brutally KO's him and derails the hype of Dana's beloved prospect.
Arman but will be rooting for Olives.
Justin TKO/Dec
Alex beats Hill like he stole his bike.
 
The mat of the cage? Like the WEC cage? I always preferred that to the UFC drab pastel blue mat or Prides white mat in the ring, the contrast seemed better and made the production look more professional. That was always something that irked me, my mixed martial autism.

Now they have partnered with Bud Lite surprised they didn't go with a rainbow cage and call it UFC 300 - Transition, it's such a neutered event.
 
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