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What's up with her huge amount of makeup?
You mean the lipstick? If she's wearing any else it's a lot tamer than what most college girls wear in planned photos.
Interesting, I'd always assumed that Lesnar has such weird proportions because of HGH abuse during his teens, but his daughter looks pretty similar to him.
Somebody posited that he got his jacked white boy physique by eating tons of meat from jacked up farm animals. If she grew up on his farm maybe something similar happened.
 
Rooting for the Ultra-MAGA Chud Colby Covington to relieve Leon Edwards of the Welterweight title.
Going to end like the last 2 times he fought in a title fight. He's going to take that BBC and cry about it afterwards. Seriously though, he sucks. Doesn't fight anyone, hasn't got power in his hands, wrestles like a gay trying to catch the fuck flu. Equivalent of a spastic child going ham on someone.
 
UFC 296 this Saturday:

I expect Wonderboy to get chewed up by the Mongolian Meat-Grinder, Rakhmonov.

I want Tony to rearrange Paddy's dopey Bri'ish face, but I'm not optimistic unless he walks into the weigh-in looking like a killing machine.

Speaking of the Bri'ish, they have two titles too many (Tom Aspinall). Rooting for the Ultra-MAGA Chud Colby Covington to relieve Leon Edwards of the Welterweight title.
i hope wonder boy wins but won’t be surprised if he gets manhandled by rakhmonov

i would like tony to win but again, if he loses this one, he’ll be on the same level as BJ Penn with his losing streak

i don’t like leon so hope colby can bring it home. in my opinion, it could be a toss up but i haven’t studied both of them enough to really guess

hope bryce wins too

FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

i can see he’s going the overeem diet
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Going to end like the last 2 times he fought in a title fight. He's going to take that BBC and cry about it afterwards. Seriously though, he sucks. Doesn't fight anyone, hasn't got power in his hands, wrestles like a gay trying to catch the fuck flu. Equivalent of a spastic child going ham on someone.
Mutt's Law remains undefeated. On topic: admittedly, his striking is ugly as fuck, but personally I find that Covington's relentless pressure makes his fights more interesting to watch than the constant feinting and countering of the buckbroken native, for example.
 
UFC 296 this Saturday:

I expect Wonderboy to get chewed up by the Mongolian Meat-Grinder, Rakhmonov.

I want Tony to rearrange Paddy's dopey Bri'ish face, but I'm not optimistic unless he walks into the weigh-in looking like a killing machine.

Speaking of the Bri'ish, they have two titles too many (Tom Aspinall). Rooting for the Ultra-MAGA Chud Colby Covington to relieve Leon Edwards of the Welterweight title.
I think Wonderboy will be a harder fight for Shavkat than most people think, but that could just be cope on my end.

speaking of cope, I'm really hoping Tony mangles paddy because I hate scousers, but its not likely.

Chael's Disappointing stepson Colby is probably over the hill so going Leon in the main event.

Ian "The Cuck" Machado Garry will probably batter Luque too, and with so much heat on him at the minute from the past few weeks, a lot of people will be seething online about it. im looking forward to this the most.

need Bryce win for post fight interview alone
 
I think Wonderboy will be a harder fight for Shavkat than most people think, but that could just be cope on my end.

speaking of cope, I'm really hoping Tony mangles paddy because I hate scousers, but its not likely.

Chael's Disappointing stepson Colby is probably over the hill so going Leon in the main event.

Ian "The Cuck" Machado Garry will probably batter Luque too, and with so much heat on him at the minute from the past few weeks, a lot of people will be seething online about it. im looking forward to this the most.

need Bryce win for post fight interview alone
On Wonderboy, it could be harder for Shavkat but some things to think about. a) him getting blasted early by Holland and badly hurt, and I think Shavkat is faster. b) Even against Holland he got tipped over on the ground and was Holland not fighting on the honour system, he would have been in trouble. c. Shavkat can/will wrestle and his top game is (like everything else about him) genuinely damaging.
 
UFC Bantamweight Cameron Saaiman recently did an interview with the MMAGURU and boy is it cringe

A few timestamps you might enjoy
08:17 - Awkwardly telling Cameron Saaiman you will say weird shit for pocket change.
11:14 - My Friends abandoned me.
20:30 - "That would have been easy headlines for Ariel, rubbing his hands together" Oy vey Kyle.
26:45 - Saaiman calls Guru santa
40:00 - "i'm a loser"
 
Colby pisses Leon off talking about his dead dad


Colby and Tony went from shit talking to best friends



oh yeah and also called wonderboy a pedophile
 
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Missing from the Leon clip was him stumbling over the line - 7th layer of hair before repeating it.
Tony and him is CTE fuelled.
completely unrelated but this is a genuine "question"

i see everyone on twitter shit talk colby saying "wow bro that's super fucked up how you made fun of his dad"

but i can only see colby covington (the MMA fighter) as a character. i know there's limits when you can use the character defense and not but i can acknowledge while it is fucked up, I don't see how people get so offended over it.

i understand leon being upset over it but idk, i feel like it's just apart of the game.
 
Will Wonderboy retire tonight? Fuck you Dana bald fuck punishing my nigga like this.

Korean Zombie's MMA show third season started, English subtitles are available..
 
completely unrelated but this is a genuine "question"

i see everyone on twitter shit talk colby saying "wow bro that's super fucked up how you made fun of his dad"

but i can only see colby covington (the MMA fighter) as a character. i know there's limits when you can use the character defense and not but i can acknowledge while it is fucked up, I don't see how people get so offended over it.

i understand leon being upset over it but idk, i feel like it's just apart of the game.
He's basically the troll/autist who can say this because there is security to stop the guy from punching him until the weekend. To me it seems like he couldn't get reactions from calling him uneducated, low IQ or a mumbler so went to the dead dad who died when he was 13 to get a reaction. Seems kinda low, but not out of character.

Wasn't as funny as him getting the same kind of reaction from Masvidal by saying he had an Obamaphone. Thought it was just kinda low and stupid.

Doubt it's going to matter too much. Leon seemed got upset in the moment but then seemed no different than the start of the press conference when they did the stare down.

Edit: Found the Masvidal Obamaphone moment.
 
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I really hope Leon finds a way to flatline Colby so hard we don't hear from him ever again. Dude's schtick has never been funny, his best showings were losing performances against Usman and that was the only relevant opponent he's faced in years.
 
I don't see how people get so offended over it.

i understand leon being upset over it but idk, i feel like it's just apart of the game.
Yeah, Colby's act is generally pretty lame IMO, but the moral fagging is super fucking gay. Colby has it right with the 'Ultimate Feelings Championship' line.

Here's a clip of Robbie Lawler answering questions from the press after their fight. Someone asks him how he felt about Colby referencing Matt Hughes' train accident after their fight, and he basically turns it round on them, implying that Colby is a product of their love for drama:

 
Yeah, Colby's act is generally pretty lame IMO, but the moral fagging is super fucking gay. Colby has it right with the 'Ultimate Feelings Championship' line.
well in unrelated colby news, the 2024 season press conference was interesting

strickland called DDU a faggot, strickland gets felted
chito shit talks the translator
i wasn't hyped for 297 but im eating my words now
 
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