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Thetan said:
I found the voice mails that preceded this text exchange. The first one was sent at fucking 3 something AM, which is why Colin was so pissy with Chris. The second one was a follow-up.
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Voice Mail 1

Voice Mail 2
 
"Tribadism is easy with a piercing on my taint"

I'm going to stop right there. So from what I understand, he got the piercing because he expects scissoring to be more pleasurable with that thing in his ass? Isn't that rather painful and dangerous instead? :cryblood:
 
Haha. OMG, this is freaking hilarious! Chris seems to be all over the place, first calling Colin a biker, then making poo jokes, then saying he's uncouth. I'm at a loss for what's going through Chris' mind here, but I love the fact that Colin called him out on having a penis and not being a lesbian.

Also, "why don't you get on your motorcycle, and join your bully brothers at a bar in the desert, and get stung by a scorpion" may be my favorite Chris quote of all time. Just, wtf?
 
These are the last of the text messages. What's notable (and hilarious) about these is where Chris claims that he can literally fuck himself in the ass.

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"YOU started dishing the insults upon me"
No, Chris, that's not true.

Thetan said:
I am not going to try and justify these exchanges with Colin
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I really don't think that you have to. Collin seems like a completely normal guy who happens to be one of Catie's friends. And his reactions and choice of words were perfectly comprehensible. Chris just has to accept that he reaps what he sows.
 
Chris seems to think that stringing together a slew of words and phrases only he can make sense of is somehow being intelligent. It's like those retarded riddles all over again.
 
"Interpret this how you want, I'm being playful with language!" No, shitlord, you're just conceited enough to think that everything you say is artistic genius, even when you're literally just stringing syllables together. Also, I love how imperious his tone is when he's talking to Colin. This royalty bullshit shot right to his head.
 
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asperhes said:
"I would never use the N word."
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Yeah, this one is great. It's funny to lie about that when he knows very well there are Youtube videos of him saying this on camera that aren't very hard to find.

Also: Chris just admitted he's had a penis in his butt.
 
I like the random list of people Chris likes. Totally uncalled for. Never change, Chris.
 
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