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Remember what we could have had, all the hype around a new dimension and all we got was a new dilation.
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lol "they changed it so it sucks now," the thread. This happens literally every time they add anything at all to the game, having failed to get approval from the "bought it ten years ago and been bitching about it ever since while still playing it regularly" committee, because [thing they added in this update] isn't exactly and precisely [thing I once thought of, mentioned once on some unofficial forum thread somewhere, ergo they fucking owe me], so it's "the worst change ever." You can always still play older releases or mod the new shit out if you want, too

It's a fuckin' sandbox guys. Ignore the shit you hate and play the shit you like. JFC.
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If you let trannies liking something prevent you from being able to also enjoy that then you're brainrotted.

Edit: it's not even them liking it, you just see vaguely pastel pink and blue and get in a tizzy.
I was lukewarm on it, but now that I see the response I can’t wait to build Candyland in the Twee Dimension just out of spite.
 
Mate, they all do it. Literally all of them. The fucking companies get lambasted, defunded, cancelled, etc. for not pandering now.

But since you raised the question, how does this new content affect you personally? For once, I find it an intriguing question and for once, maybe they actually have a point on this one.
 
They wanted it. It's their game, yes? Their name's on it and everything.

It's unbelievable to me that a game so inexpensive and moddable is subject to this endless griping on practically every update because it didn't include every autist's preferred favorite niche feature and/or they weren't personally consulted for approval prior to development starting.
All i'm hearing is cocksucking noises.

"It's my IP so i get to ruin it and not have to hear people's smiles turn to frowns"

"Why don't they listen to their players?" 1) They probably do listen to the players who actually talk to them (like human beings, not oppressors/tormentors/jailors/slaves), 2) the "players" are so broadly varied, of differing opinions, and fuckin' schizophrenic, I can't say I blame them for not wanting to listen either, and this is coming from somebody who fucking loathes Microsoft and everything they touch/own.
So you're saying they only listen to dicksuckers, yay, that NEVER killed countless companies to only listen to people who have no problem with what they do.

Do you realize how much of a faggot you sound like?
The evidence is evident, they only listen to dicksuckers and this is what they've got to show in return, something worse in nearly every single way.

They are given ridiculous amounts of money, complete creative control, no expectation of a deadline or results, and what do they have to show for it? this fucking bullshit.



This is exactly what happened for star wars and the people sweeping for them
"Dude if you don't like 7, 8 9 or any movie after 6, then why don't you just play KoToR or watch the old movies then lmao"
Nigga maybe i want my beloved IP to not get fucking groomed into the gutter?
This is the same shit for fallout 3, 4, skyrim and starfield, dogshit that people sweep for because it's moddable, overlooking the fact it fucks with the IP and brings people who do not care for it and its integrity.

I want companies i used to like, to make games with even half the quality and effort they've put in before.
But you're a fucking nigger who sweeps for them and makes sure they never learn from their mistakes and lead it to a slow and cancerous decline like everything i fucking loved.
 
How do you manage to say absolutely nothing with so many words? Holy shit who gives this much of a shit about a children's sandbox video game? You're whining that they aren't adding what YOU want, as fast as YOU want, as if them adding any of this takes away from any previous version. It cost as little as $10 and no more than $30, depending on when you bought it. You have complete access to EVERY version of the game, with thousands of mods and modpacks to choose from, and you can host a multiplayer server (for cracked launchers!) for any of the versions made for multiplayer.

From Microjang's point of view it's a children's sandbox game, that's their target market and who they're making updates for. Sure there's a pretty big difference between the Java and Bedrock versions, but nothing they add takes away from any older version. They easily could've just scrapped Java or made it harder to mod or have open source launchers, but they didn't. They made modding easier. They let you play 1.12.2 forever.

It's okay to enjoy things, and I for one am glad they don't listen to terminally online angry faggots.
 
You're whining that they aren't adding what YOU want, as fast as YOU want
I said many times over this isn't about me, this has been a recurring thing with well over the majority of players. Any poll about player's opinions of the updates over the past decade have been increasingly negative and we've reached the majority a long a while ago.
Even the biggest youtubers like mumbojumbo and his ilk have reluctantly pointed out the pointlessness of many of mojang's additions, with their highest praises for most of the rest being on par with "wow, Xth tinted thing, we'll be able to decorate better" over and over again.

You're not fooling anyone.
as if them adding any of this takes away from any previous version.
I've already discussed this, this point is tired and old.
Yes, shitty new versions and additions damages the game's identity and thus deviates from its roots further and further
It makes it increasingly worse and increasingly frequent that the next additions are gonna be bad.
It dilutes the core of the game and will inevitably turn it into some McFuckin koreaslop everything buffet that is mediocre at all it does, unlike the original MC where what it did was the best of its class at its time.

It went from carving its path as a trailblazer to literally being a trendchaser hinging its marketting on false public interaction to add inconsequential cutesey mobs that people yell around to get their preferred flavor of slop.
And it's a fucking diversion tactic, get the goyim focused on something flashy while they unload their latest spew. manipulate the coverage to make people less able to notice what's being done to them, and when the update's here and they "wake up" to that fact, it's already been too long in the game for them to care, and every new version cement that shit into place until "it's always been there bro, if you don't like it you just don't like minecraft"



you're a fucking slave
 
more complaining about the new dimension but moreso about newer updates in general; while i like updates like deep dark (cool, more reasons to explore underground, scary if you're a newer inexperienced player, risk-reward survival shit, etc, blocks are unique and make for really good decor that also ends up being dynamic) and trial chambers (similar reasons + i actually love the copper update), the Mobs are absolute dogshit these days.

What are the windy things called, gusts? Either way, they're kind of useless. Same with the nautilus, and the warden, and all of the mobs introduced with the sift... i'll go insofar as to say mobs like the polar bears are similarly stupid. Sniffer is the penultimate example but it's being championed out by that blob bunny thing and the sift abominations. What is all of their purpose? A lot of their design philosophy is slowly phasing out of being "blocky" and now into that weird detailed mod-like look that's too modernish for the game. A lot of these mobs are weirdly hyperspecific and barely serve any purpose in the game outside of just standing around being a mild annoyance and/or help. Older mobs all have this weird charm to them and all have a very direct purpose for existing but, like, what will I ever need a gust for? Why should i take time to find a sniffer, especially now that the flowers are in the sift realm? Etc etc.
 
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