Million Dollar Idea?

[⚞⛇⚟]

I need $1,000,000 quick. What are some ideas that, if executed, can get me $1000000 in under a week?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Theft, forgery, lottery.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Theft, forgery, lottery.

Already tried that. Now I need $1000000.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Do a shitcoin and pull the rug like Hailey Welch

 

[OrionBalls]

What kind of life insurance does your partner have?

 

[dick brain]

Suck 100,000 dicks.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Suck 100,000 dicks.

The record is 1k in a day. He'd need to do that for a week straight and charge $142 a pop. Even an attractive woman would struggle to find that many willing customers that fast at that price.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Crowdsource ideas on a gossip forum.

 

[dick brain]

The record is 1k in a day. He'd need to do that for a week straight and charge $142 a pop. Even an attractive woman would struggle to find that many willing customers that fast at that price.

Good thing he's got two holes and two hands.

 

[Shartavius]

Good thing he's got two holes and two hands.

What is he, Jesus?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Good thing he's got two holes and two hands.

He'd need to use his feet too.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Mix lemonade with crack and offer the first cup for free then the next for a hundred, or you know just sell crack.

 

[GratsTheat783]

Give me $1,000,000 and I'll tell you.