Militant Vegans - MEAT IS MURDER, YOU BLOODMOUTHS

[Begemot]

If you say so.

That...that's the joke....

 

[Electric Pence]

Vegans have a tendency to make up some really metal shit unintentionally. Like this:

If your stomach is a graveyard, that's your cue to add more fiber to your diet.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Sorry, bloodmouth. I haven't consumed meat in 6 years and I'm pretty sure I'm not demented.

Bloodmouth. Google tells me it's supposed to be an insult for meat eaters coined by crazy vegans, but let's be honest, it sounds more like a honorable title. I like it. Thanks, fren.

 

[Begemot]

Bloodmouth. Google tells me it's supposed to be an insult for meat eaters coined by crazy vegans, but let's be honest, it sounds more like a honorable title. I like it. Thanks, fren.

Sure thing, corpse lover carnist! I'll feed my cat some carrots on your behalf. If that 'obligate carnivore' can avoid meat on my command maybe you will too if I kidnap you....

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Sorry, bloodmouth. I haven't consumed meat in 6 years and I'm pretty sure I'm not demented.

You would probably regret kidnapping me but please, feel free to try and teach the morally superior way of vegans to an evil corpse lover carnist.

PS: You sure you don't need those B12 shots?

 

[Begemot]

You would probably regret kidnapping me but please, feel free to try and teach the morally superior way of vegans to an evil corpse lover carnist.

PS: You sure you don't need those B12 shots?

Why, cutie? I guess if you wanted protein my virile semen could be up to the task. Aren't I thoughtful?

 

[RMQualtrough]

Other than the fact that it's the only source of B12 and you get really sick without B12.

I know that but it's not a good excuse due to ease of supplementation.

I'd rather just do what the other guy said and admit my excuse is that it tastes good, which it is. I also have a kinda weak one that it's easier to get in high protein for less calories and cost with meat...

Btw I think a vegan told me before that if you keep your own chickens as pets you can eat eggs since there isn't the same ethical issue. I don't know if that's an outlier opinion.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

At what point do half of these autists cross the line from Militant Vegan to Pre-meditative Ecoterrorist?

They're practically there already. These idiots think that harassing a small butcher and his patrons is winning in the war. Or that protesting outside a restaurant and yelling at the people walking in is somehow making a statement.

And when that doesn't work they try other more radical methods like trying to burn the place down.

 

[AmbiTron]

tfw vegans will never know the sweet joy of strangling a calf and watching the eyes go dull only to eat a delicious veal steak while savoring your murder-high.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Why, cutie? I guess if you wanted protein my virile semen could be up to the task. Aren't I thoughtful?

Na thanks, I already got a supply for that.

They're practically there already. These idiots think that harassing a small butcher and his patrons is winning in the war. Or that protesting outside a restaurant and yelling at the people walking in is somehow making a statement.

And when that doesn't work they try other more radical methods like trying to burn the place down.

Their most radical method is giving almond milk to their babies and then get upset when the doctor calls CPS on them.

tfw vegans will never know the sweet joy of strangling a calf and watching the eyes go dull only to eat a delicious veal steak while savoring your murder-high.

I prefer other people to murder the baby cows and chickens for me. I just like to eat them.
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I wonder if Vegans ever think about all the animals that die during the harvesting of their plant-based foods? That's not murder I guess?

 

[Begemot]

Na thanks, I already got a supply for that.



Their most radical method is giving almond milk to their babies and then get upset when the doctor calls CPS on them.



I prefer other people to murder the baby cows and chickens for me. I just like to eat them.
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I wonder if Vegans ever think about all the animals that die during the harvesting of their plant-based foods? That's not murder I guess?

A worthy sacrifice to the corn Gods. Those animals are sanctified and become vegetable matter, almost like a reverse transubstantiation.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

I know that but it's not a good excuse due to ease of supplementation.

I'd rather just do what the other guy said and admit my excuse is that it tastes good, which it is. I also have a kinda weak one that it's easier to get in high protein for less calories and cost with meat...

Btw I think a vegan told me before that if you keep your own chickens as pets you can eat eggs since there isn't the same ethical issue. I don't know if that's an outlier opinion.

Subliments don't work for everyone and you get more than B12 from animal sources. Taurine, iron, vitamin d and many others, probably including stuff we don't know about yet. Many are in some form plants but some are absolutely nightmare to get in proper quantities and aren't as easily absorbed. Meat is an excellent food for us, when eaten in proper amounts and as long as the diet also includes plants. We are omnivores and while there is plenty of viggle room we clearly need stuff from multiple sources to be healthy.

 

[AnOminous]

I know that but it's not a good excuse due to ease of supplementation.

And what do you think they use to make the supplements?

 

[Electric Pence]

They're practically there already. These idiots think that harassing a small butcher and his patrons is winning in the war. Or that protesting outside a restaurant and yelling at the people walking in is somehow making a statement.

And when that doesn't work they try other more radical methods like trying to burn the place down.

Vegan Gains has entered the chat.

 

[RMQualtrough]

Subliments don't work for everyone and you get more than B12 from animal sources. Taurine, iron, vitamin d and many others, probably including stuff we don't know about yet. Many are in some form plants but some are absolutely nightmare to get in proper quantities and aren't as easily absorbed. Meat is an excellent food for us, when eaten in proper amounts and as long as the diet also includes plants. We are omnivores and while there is plenty of viggle room we clearly need stuff from multiple sources to be healthy.

I take a multivit every day anyway, if you were determined to be vegan and get in the RDI of nutrients etc. you probably could.

I haven't looked into it because I have no plans to become a vegan.

 

[AnOminous]

I take a multivit every day anyway, if you were determined to be vegan and get in the RDI of nutrients etc. you probably could.

Except for B12.

 

[yasscat]

I'd rather just do what the other guy said and admit my excuse is that it tastes good, which it is. I also have a kinda weak one that it's easier to get in high protein for less calories and cost with meat...

not a guy.

I take a multivit every day anyway, if you were determined to be vegan and get in the RDI of nutrients etc. you probably could.

I haven't looked into it because I have no plans to become a vegan.

yeah, a lot of multiviamins don't have b12.

 

[RMQualtrough]

not a guy.


yeah, a lot of multiviamins don't have b12.

From the looks of it you can also get B12 easily...

I'm sure someone who is a vegan would be more suitable to post about deficiencies than me searching Google.

I recognize I'm on the wrong side of the morality war, I can't rationalize eating meat, but I don't feel like I need to either. I don't know why people do feel as though they have to justify it somehow. If you could for a fact get all the nutrients you need without meat would you avoid it? Probably not. And nor would I.

 

[AnOminous]

If you could for a fact get all the nutrients you need without meat would you avoid it? Probably not. And nor would I.

If I could without the cruelty attendant upon meat I would. There's also the aggregate effect problem, which is that you can completely avoid meat yourself, and be really self-righteous about it, and do absolutely nothing about the actual ongoing reality. I think it's probably more important to focus on human issues like obesity and arteriosclerosis. The excessive meat consumption of humans leads both to incredible mortality by humans as well as everything vegans bitch about.

If you reduce one problem, you also reduce the other a lot.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

From the looks of it you can also get B12 easily...

I'm sure someone who is a vegan would be more suitable to post about deficiencies than me searching Google.

I recognize I'm on the wrong side of the morality war, I can't rationalize eating meat, but I don't feel like I need to either. I don't know why people do feel as though they have to justify it somehow. If you could for a fact get all the nutrients you need without meat would you avoid it? Probably not. And nor would I.

Most normal people do not feel the need to justify eating meat because they know it's part of the normal human diet. It's vegans who love to force this discourse to justify their one-sided diet. They can't shut up about their superior morality when morality is merely a human invention to stop humans from killing other humans and has no place in nature or survival.
And honestly, if people want to be on the right side of morality so badly, they should be Fruitarians or Breatharians instead of Vegans since plants have a right to life, too.