Militant Vegans - MEAT IS MURDER, YOU BLOODMOUTHS

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Hilariously, since pigs are omnivorous, they actually are capable of eating human flesh.
In one of my classes in undergrad, my prof told us that the best way to get rid of a human body was to feed it to pigs, because they'll even eat the bones.

(That was a weird class.)
 
In one of my classes in undergrad, my prof told us that the best way to get rid of a human body was to feed it to pigs, because they'll even eat the bones.

(That was a weird class.)
What, Getting Away With Murder 101? I loved that class, but the final was a killer.
 
What, Getting Away With Murder 101? I loved that class, but the final was a killer.

Also, vegans hate lions.

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Amazing how these guys forget what "personal choice" means and why it should be applied here.

It's the only identity they got in a lot of cases; that and they usually fuck up and don't eat right. So they don't got the full package of nutrients they need to not feel like shit.
 
If we go by a life is a life, agriculture is killing a lot of insects. Vegans would have to go eat blueberries in the forest and eating roots.
 
If we go by a life is a life, agriculture is killing a lot of insects. Vegans would have to go eat blueberries in the forest and eating roots.

They're killing thousands of airborne bacteria by the second simply by breathing. You know that mucus in your system? That's your body filtering out all the bad crap that we unintentionally inhale, bacteria included.
 
They're killing thousands of airborne bacteria by the second simply by breathing. You know that mucus in your system? That's your body filtering out all the bad crap that we unintentionally inhale, bacteria included.

Mucus is murder. Down with snot. #supportmypatreon
 
Haha, I was reading this Reddit thread and someone mentioned that they were a vegetarian because they personally witnessed cruelty towards chickens who were about to be slaughtered. It was actually a very sad and interesting read, until...

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This so perfectly encapsulates the mentality of militant vegans. They look down on vegetarians for "not committing enough" and "not actually caring about animals." Reform is needed in the dairy industry, but milking cows is not intrinsically harmful. If we ensured that cows were treated humanely, there'd be no reason at all to boycott dairy.
 
This reminds me of the Talmud. They were a sect of Israelites who took the Jewish/Old Testament laws too far and added in new rules for no reason. They became vegetarian instead of just abstaining from things like pork and shellfish. They began preaching that it was a sin to eat meat and really upset things. Jesus and the disciples spoke out against them. A lot of verses in the New Testament about abolishing laws are really just talking about abolishing the Talmud and other similar extremists.

But yeah, not a fan of vegans. If they want to be respectful then I'll respect them, but many are not.
 
This reminds me of the Talmud. They were a sect of Israelites who took the Jewish/Old Testament laws too far and added in new rules for no reason.

What?

The Talmud is the principal book in Judaism of rabbinical interpretations of the main Jewish scripture, the Torah. It is the basis of all Jewish religious law.
 
What?

The Talmud is the principal book in Judaism of rabbinical interpretations of the main Jewish scripture, the Torah. It is the basis of all Jewish religious law.

Actually there are a few Jewish sects that refuse and ignore the Talmud. The most notable ones are the Karaites. They only acknowledge the Tanakh or the first five books and don't trust or acknowledge anything the Rabbinic Judaism state as scripture. They do not have a Torah as a result.

Another example of vegetarian dickishness involving religion are the Qarmatians. They were a religious group with strong ties to Islam that fuzed elements of Iranian religions like Zorastrianism and Manichaeism into their beliefs. They were vegetarian by choice, and because they felt that the majority of all Muslims were wrong, actually sacked Mecca.
 
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